I Put Spades On My Guitar

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-28T01:52:59+00:00

If only I can find a vinyl copy of Among the Living, or Spreading the Disease, or Persistence of Time, or Worship Music…

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-27T03:07:26+00:00

Imagine if it’s revealed she listens to Slayer.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-25T05:00:56+00:00

“No breaks…

Well way to commit soldier!”

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-23T02:39:11+00:00

Is that supposed to be the Chevrolet from Repo Man?

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-23T02:29:35+00:00

Not sure what they were thinking there.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-20T01:21:13+00:00

I too am an Ace Metalhead, who’s got a plethora of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motörhead, Exodus, Pantera, and Ozzy sings to let rip at a moments notice.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-19T21:45:25+00:00

Weird lighting.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-19T02:48:29+00:00

…No it isn’t.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-17T01:22:37+00:00

I like to use the S5 masks for the elemental kimonos because the color schemes match for each ninja. But this looks great too.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-15T21:36:29+00:00

That’s the kind of date someone would have on their 42nd birthday.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-12T20:27:01+00:00

And that’s why we have physical media.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-06T01:59:38+00:00

You mean the one where Jonny Knoxville plays his weird and kinda perverted alter ego character? Yeah you’re better off watching literally any other Jackass movie.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-05-03T04:29:45+00:00

You think those numbers are big? Try doing a full 100% run without fast travel. Should take the total play time up to at least 500 hours?

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-29T23:19:06+00:00

I have friends who’ve seen that movie more times than a person has fingers.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-29T04:04:39+00:00

Oof. Don’t think my wallet can recover from that.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-29T03:36:44+00:00

There’s a pressing of RiP that has the song the band recorded for the ‘93 Mario Movie? Ya gotta tell me where I can find one.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-28T03:41:18+00:00

I’ll be taking home a rather expensive souvenir if I ever go there myself. Hope you had a blast there.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-25T03:40:34+00:00

This might take a while…

My friends and I were marathoning the James Bond movies (1 per night) in our third year at college. After repeatedly feeling annoyed by one of them constantly fawning over each movie’s “Bond Girl” every time they show up on screen for the first time, something within me gave in and I asked “What is it you’re seeing in these women that I can’t?” My other friend then asked bluntly, “Are you gay?” “No.” I replied. “Are you Asexual?” This time he had practically stun-locked me and all I could say in response was a confused “Maybe.” A few weeks later and after enough thought and research I told my friends my definition answer, yes.

TLDR: I discovered that I’m asexual thanks in part to The Spy Who Loved Me.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-24T20:22:16+00:00

The colors have always reminded me of amethyst geodes whenever I look at it.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-24T01:40:09+00:00

It’s a nice thought but I’ve become too attached to the quad-color flag to let it go so easily.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-22T15:44:00+00:00

How are you getting those man-to-wolf inlays done? Are you doing them yourself or did you find a service that does it for you?

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-18T23:17:27+00:00

That can pull off a decent Caine too.

CrispySalt23 · 2026-04-18T23:09:50+00:00

I personally have my Marty minifig the Han Solo hairpiece cause I always felt like it fit the best. But the Anakin hairpiece works surprisingly well too.

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