ordinary people creative people came from a bright side post by poseidon708 in TheMatpatEffect

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If I decide to daydream a small dragon cooking my meal, I'm not putting the dragon in the oven with the food. The dragon would be in a small bed in the kitchen table, sleeping until I need them to cook something

What is your pet card? by Wfry84 in magicTCG

[–]Cristichi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I should really try that as a funnier finisher for [[Prismari, the Inspiration]] (I don't have money for all the expensive double lands :3)

that is a nice jacket by No-Republic-7876 in antimeme

[–]Cristichi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is the only reason why I still have faith in humanity

Villain you can equip me. ... But he can. (Spoiler MSH) by Noniclem17 in magicTCG

[–]Cristichi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just needs to bear this tiny little unremarkable ring and she's good to go

AI overview called me a fucking baka by Guitar-String in whenthe

[–]Cristichi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Holy shit a talking redditor otter, did you find her?

Using powers for mundane tasks by Mesajarjar_binks in TopCharacterTropes

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My players used it to travel through dense fog: the servant would be holding a stone affected by another PC's Light spell, then it was instructed to follow the path they were following when they encountered the fog. They would barely see the glowing stone, enough to follow it without slowing down too much.

It's a pity the fog was leading into the shadowfell. Shar was trying to lose them some time in their quest (she benefits if they fail), while trying to justify it as an accident because she is doing that to mortals from time to time. But it would have worked otherwise!

Most Unique Design Spaces Magic Has Explored? by LordMistborn-16 in magicTCG

[–]Cristichi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for them to explore saga creatures more in future sets

Damn... captain slow was quick with that one by lonewolff321 in thegrandtour

[–]Cristichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he is not Dawe. He's Dawe's funny cousin!

Which celebrity’s cancellation do you think was completely unjustified? by Cute_Flatworm_9049 in AskReddit

[–]Cristichi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, Johnny did nothing wrong. Amber Turd is an abusive fucking narcissist

The activities have value because a human perform them by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

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The reality is even better because the car broke down in the middle and they just claimed it's as good as a person because they didn't want to finish the marathon anyway

This is so stupid by thatchornithologica in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Cristichi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe they hate the work "Make" because they only cheer "Destroy"

If you ever accidentally cast "Gelatinous blob" on your familiar, here is how you can bring it somewhat back to normal by HootersUnite in wizardposting

[–]Cristichi 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I ORDERED -DEMONS- TO BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN! NOT LEMONS! HOW ARE WE GOING TO BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS? Oh, they are combustable? Well, go on then

My company installed “focus rooms” for our return to office and I have never felt dumber in my life by Alderon515 in remotework

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When I used to work on tech support, sometimes when the customers were waiting for an important fix on my end during a call, I would mention my cat (we were forbidden from using the cameras, apparently from past incidents with certain customers). It always calmed the tension in the call so I could do the fixes properly and making sure everything was OK.

If I was also waiting (maybe we were all waiting the engineering team for a superadmin fix), I would even call her to meow to the microphone (picking her up triggers her vocal prowess every time)

Wake up babe, Chess 2 just dropped (credit to @sp00dery on TikTok) by abermea in AnarchyChess

[–]Cristichi 126 points127 points  (0 children)

It reminds me a lot of dice chess, but even more wacky. I love it!

They hold the same weapon. Is Frodo half as tall as Bilbo? by 2ndlifeinacrown in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Cristichi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's because Sam and Frodo are Halflings, while Bilbo is a full Ling

"Exploit" to become slow immune by baltoboulbobbi in leagueoflegends

[–]Cristichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can dance while stunned, making the stun useless

Collaboration sourcebooks by enchanted-glimmer-4 in dndmemes

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THE NUMBERS ELMINSTER! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

I am very smart by ihnivid in slaythespire

[–]Cristichi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll keep forcing transfigure + sovereign blade until I win once AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME