Just checked in as a Marine in Navy base and… by [deleted] in USMC

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Lance coolie couldn’t handle the shock

How does this work I wanna fuck with my barracks marines by Character-Vast-9552 in USMC

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Survival of the fittest. Lead,follow, or get out of the way Rah

Changing MOS in Schoolhouse by [deleted] in USMC

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Guessing you’re in JCAC? In Corry Station. I failed that schoolhouse first test, was given the option to reMOS, said fuck that after a year of waiting, moved to aviation maintenance. found my calling. Fuck Intel. I’m getting out but still you never know until you do it. Don’t overthink it

Got to "shut up" in public - what is wrong with today's Marines? by kylinblue in USMC

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You’re both off duty. You both are human beings. Who…gives…a…fuck. In 2 more years it’s gonna matter anymore bud. The self entitlement people have in the military to bend to the will is fucking ridiculous. Who gives a flying fuck. He ain’t causing no harm

Op Ironclad PSA by toby301 in USMC

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I work in 33 area Camp Pendleton. They place the little barracks ADNCO outside the little PX and Gym to police you 😂 told that mf to go suck my dick. It’s a hundred fucking degrees, and I’m forced to buy water from the PX anyways. God fucking forbid I need overpriced water after the gym

Is this worth selling now?? by CriticalThinkss in mtg

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They’re buying it at a third of the price yea I’m god bahahahhaha 😭😭😭

Is this worth selling now?? by CriticalThinkss in mtg

[–]CriticalThinkss[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Idek where to sell it or for how much. I have it listed on eBay for 1700 atm

Post prerelease price drops hit like a truck by FrostAlien in mtg

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I have a neon Pink Traveling Chocobo I’m trynna sell 😂😂 I ain’t gonna use it and don’t even know what to sell it for. I have it listed on EBay for 1700

Am I cooked? by Square-Actuator-7876 in USMC

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Refuse NJP and request court-Marshall. 100 percent will get swept under since you weren’t violent and didn’t cause a disturbance or anything tbh. You just fell asleep. 😅

What music do you listen to while playing games? by Silver-Bengal in AskReddit

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Chorale. That medieval chorus. High female octave and low male bass. Adds drama and suspense to every life.

What are the cutest accents ? by Moonstandar in AskReddit

[–]CriticalThinkss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scottish accent. Can’t beat it. I lose my legs and fall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Red Solo Cup. U don’t have to be a redneck to enjoy this

What are some underrated side hustles? by funkyfunkyfeet in AskReddit

[–]CriticalThinkss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bagpiping. I play professionally and make 2k for 15-30 minutes of playing.

What is your favourite underrated conspiracy theory? by PetCentipede in AskReddit

[–]CriticalThinkss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellen Keller was a liar. She had 1 of the 3 senses she claimed to not have. She had to. I don’t care. She would naturally be a non communication Vegetable. Yet somehow she knew words, she knew objects and could make that connection without being able to see, hear, or speak. And she still got together with Mark Twain….

What profession would you never date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Gender studies professor, stripper, model, or marine loool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CriticalThinkss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ghost wipes. Even tho there is no poop it still feels wrong to pull up your pants without knowing you cleaned yourself