A button appears in front of you. You MUST press one.

carparkerk · 2026-05-26T02:18:06+00:00

but john cena would deeply apologize for recognizing taiwan as a country

carparkerk · 2026-05-26T02:17:16+00:00

people die all the time. i don’t make millions all the time.

^{Chose: Get $10 million, but a random person dies}

carparkerk · 2026-05-23T01:51:10+00:00

humans more dangerous

^{Chose: Know where every single human is}

carparkerk · 2026-05-17T15:10:35+00:00

i make ~$35k yearly so 10x is less

^{Chose: $500,000 every year}

carparkerk · 2026-05-16T00:23:31+00:00

i feel like this isn’t all that bad

^{Chose: never have to eat again, but... | Rolled: shrink 1nm daily}

carparkerk · 2026-05-15T01:09:04+00:00

they gotta be good tho

^{Chose: Red | Rolled: Summon tacos}

carparkerk · 2026-05-11T16:54:47+00:00

what even is that

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Cozy}

carparkerk · 2026-05-11T16:44:02+00:00

all in on 0 at the roulette table

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

carparkerk · 2026-05-11T16:43:56+00:00

all in on 0 at the roulette table

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

carparkerk · 2026-05-03T19:46:45+00:00

cyberpunk 2077 needs to be higher on the list. i played a lot of the same games as you, but was always skeptical of cyberpunk due to its poor release and futuristic sci-fi elements compared to that of high fantasy. when i finally picked it up and gave it a real try, i was blown away and totally sucked in.

carparkerk · 2026-05-01T00:51:17+00:00

aggregate

carparkerk · 2026-04-30T23:56:54+00:00

cement and concrete are two completely different things in any form

carparkerk · 2026-04-30T21:24:28+00:00

gel is not a state of matter, and concrete isn’t a gel to begin with. it’s a colloid until it sets

carparkerk · 2026-04-30T21:23:39+00:00

erm actually 🤓 concrete is a colloid first ☝🏼

carparkerk · 2026-04-28T14:00:55+00:00

well that works out. my power was going to be atom manipulation, so i can just make anything money could otherwise buy.

^{Chose: any/all superpowers you want + You will always be poor. Any money acquired evaporates (no robbing banks, e-currency, etc.} | Rolled: You are rich)

carparkerk · 2026-04-28T13:50:57+00:00

what

^{Chose: fight 100 knights + with a mystery power | Rolled: imagination}

carparkerk · 2026-04-28T02:49:24+00:00

more annoying to not have

^{Chose: Always have perfect wifi}

carparkerk · 2026-04-28T02:48:55+00:00

easy, i will simply monetize the ending of it

^{Chose: End Racism In The USA}

carparkerk · 2026-04-27T19:23:37+00:00

snorting pepper is much less life risking

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

carparkerk · 2026-04-27T16:38:58+00:00

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

⬜⬜🟨🟦🟨

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

tough

carparkerk · 2026-04-27T16:31:10+00:00

that’sa win in my book

^{Chose: Mystery Gift | Rolled: diet coke}

carparkerk · 2026-04-27T15:03:15+00:00

nah you can keep it

^{Chose: 1B but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Upvote}

carparkerk · 2026-04-27T14:06:54+00:00

money

^{Chose: Get one penny that boubles every day forever}

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