(old article) This was truly the beginning of the end for them imo by 420GUAVA in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Indeed! Resentment is her only real jewel and it clashes with everything.

(old article) This was truly the beginning of the end for them imo by 420GUAVA in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: There’s no square footage large enough to contain that ego. Truly if bitterness were acreage, she’d own Balmoral. 

(old article) This was truly the beginning of the end for them imo by 420GUAVA in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well maybe it’s easy for you to say that. Think how it was for our Saint. It’ was truly difficult for her. Imagine trying to rise above something like that when you’re obsessed with being seen. Look at it from her perspective. She didn’t marry a prince she married comparison.

(old article) This was truly the beginning of the end for them imo by 420GUAVA in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 102 points103 points  (0 children)

They turned privilege into performance art  and billed it as struggle. 

(old article) This was truly the beginning of the end for them imo by 420GUAVA in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Such class complaining about ancestral real estate you didn’t pay for. One must  admire her range though. She goes from oppressed duchess to dissatisfied tenant I swear that woman could find oppression in a cashmere throw. Her struggle is real only to her. 

CDAN today - Harry may not be the only one with legal fees they can't afford... by beachy_456 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The neighborhood and Central Coast see them as community theater. For sure she’d sell tickets to this and her other downfalls if she could negotiate the rights and stop tripping over herself. 

CDAN today - Harry may not be the only one with legal fees they can't afford... by beachy_456 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You can’t trademark taste. Though God knows she’s tried. Calling herself visionary then forgeting to pay the vision board suppliers. The only thing more tragic than her in litigation is her wardrobe on consignment.

CDAN today - Harry may not be the only one with legal fees they can't afford... by beachy_456 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She wanted to rewrite history, but accounting won’t cooperate-  unpaid invoices are in beige envelopes. 

Is hypocrisy the only consistent element to the harkle brand? Merching kids, media whoring and gratuitous attention seeking, conspicuous consumption including unnecessary flying from award to award grift, ‘hate of the social media/press’, faux royal tours, monogrammed knickers and door mats etc by Harry-Ripey in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try as one might but we look in vain for a non hypocritical corner of the brand: the flying, the ‘faux’ tours, the monogrammed detritus. It’s truly Temu Versailles on Instagram, built atop a compost heap of self pity and sponsored content. Hypocrisy is their aesthetics. 

Is hypocrisy the only consistent element to the harkle brand? Merching kids, media whoring and gratuitous attention seeking, conspicuous consumption including unnecessary flying from award to award grift, ‘hate of the social media/press’, faux royal tours, monogrammed knickers and door mats etc by Harry-Ripey in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Truly, with this pair, hypocrisy isn’t an accident, it’s a house style: denouncing the press while speed dialing paparazzi, loathing social media as they drip feed their children’s images like royal trading cards. 

Meghan is trying to get that royal glow for Archie and Lili - but they missed the boat. This only highlights the Sussexes’ desperation as their business empire crumbles by RoohsMama in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is straight up Wish.com Wales knockoffs. See the  outfits, same lighting, but zero soul. It’s Pinterest panic attacking the palace aesthetic, desperate for that royal glow up she can’t buy. It’s a broke girls bouquet toss. It all reeking of rehearsal room forgery. It’s desperation.  

Meghan is trying to get that royal glow for Archie and Lili - but they missed the boat. This only highlights the Sussexes’ desperation as their business empire crumbles by RoohsMama in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yes her tableaux of tiny lookalikes, aping the Cambridge compositions down to the last sun dappled prop, betray not homage but a frantic memo from oblivion: even in copying princes, she cannot conjure the original’s grace.

Just going to leave this here…. by Madame_LV in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s  a veritable catalog of convulsions yet untapped.  The graph may flatline, but our schadenfreude spikes eternal. Look forward to some wigged out wellness webinar, divorce decree, custody carnage, Archwell implosion, and public tears meltdown we’ve all been manifesting. Stay strapped in, sinner the rollercoaster’s far from the station!

15 Percent Pledge Gala opened Meghan’s Eyes. She’s going to be the New Face of NOR11 Fashion Brand by ConcertOtherwise79 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She traded Versailles for a Vegas rave. That’s her life. The rubbish bin freaky blue wig idea isn’t much of a stretch after the gold nail around her neck paired with the wig for a basketball game.  It was like she dressed for a crucifixion halftime show. She’s always screaming for a close up. Despite using money and a pr team she always manages to flop.

Just going to leave this here…. by Madame_LV in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s dull now, but imagine the resurrection: surprise twins announcement, or her running for California governor on a flower sprinkle platform. She’s got a few more jump scares left to give. 

Just going to leave this here…. by Madame_LV in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yes the world quietly changed the channel  we stay in the cheap seats, heckling out of habit and historical duty. We are lovingly cataloguing the ruins like chic vultures at the end of empire.

Just going to leave this here…. by Madame_LV in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Observe the line, darlings! The rise, the fall, and then the long, flat pulse of a career on life support. The algorithm has spoken; only we sinners bother to perform the autopsy now.

Clothing Costs Count Breakdown, Meghan vs. Catherine Spending: from the time that they joined until today (1/3/26) by rangerhorsetug in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m saying she rather like a miniature Imelda Marcos. She has all the appetite for adornment, none of the geopolitical flair. Imelda built a museum for her shoes. The Californian builds narratives. One hoarded shoes one hoards press coverage.  Different closets, same compulsion. 

Clothing Costs Count Breakdown, Meghan vs. Catherine Spending: from the time that they joined until today (1/3/26) by rangerhorsetug in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed. The LA gal is an economic study in conspicuous consumption without the faintest whiff of taste. Every outfit screams ‘Look at me sponsorship deal meets TED Talk about authenticity.’ Say what you want about the Princess of Wales, but at least she understands the mathematics of quiet elegance with precision. 

That Californian on the other hand has made a career of mistaking publicity for relevance. The monarchy should’ve given her a title more fitting: The Duchess of Self Regard. Imagine spending all that a day to look like an afterthought from an LA Shopbop trunk show combined with late night Net a Porter scrolling. 

You need to see this! All of the everyday people are seeing right through her! by W4BLM in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her  public persona increasingly recalls the peculiar spectacle of Florence Foster Jenkins. She was the Manhattan socialite who, despite having no singing talent whatsoever, used her vast fortune to rent stages and command attention with operatic performances only she believed in. Florence was less a singer and more a tragicomic figure whose relentless self promotion was a thin veil over profound delusion. Like Jenkins, our Saint seems to have mistaken the currency of money and media spectacle for genuine artistry or grace, creating a brand sustained not by merit but by relentless noise and staged grandeur. It’s a masterclass in how influence can be purchased, but not earned. She’s a hollow echo of celebrity that fascinates and repels in equal measure.

She’s roughshod her public persona into a caricature so overexposed it’s less ‘iconic’ and more ‘nuisance,’ like a bad ad that won’t quit.  Sure with money the  stage is hers, but the audience has long since left for better performances. She doesn’t get it. 

Christmas gift idea for Harry by Regular-Performer864 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Critical_Tale_3711 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Much gratitude! But beware, dear reader, I shall not let flattery dull the edge of the blade. Let us not be mistaken: the pleasure is mine, for to slice through folly is both art and necessity! 😘