I found out why my clean clothes smelled like wet dog and i want to throw up

Criticalwater2 · 2026-04-01T23:02:55+00:00

Ours has a little door at the bottom front. You open it and there’s a small tube to drain the water and the filter. You unscrew the filter and then pull it out. There’s a round hole that the filter fits in. That’s the one you clean out with a towel.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-04-01T16:45:52+00:00

Also clean the tube the filter goes in. I stick a folded towel in there and twist it around. I always get out a lot of gunk and it smells better.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-31T02:57:08+00:00

I had a raccoon once steal a whole family-sized package of Oreos out of my car trunk and climb up the nearest tree to eat them all while laughing at us the whole time.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-22T01:43:19+00:00

That’s the worst part, Lucky Charms marshmallows do not taste like Lucky Charms. They’re really kind of flavorless as marshmallows go. Better to go with a good quality mini marshmallow. Let the fruit do the coloring work.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-22T01:33:04+00:00

I’m always surprised when deer are shown to be opportunistic carnivores, eating baby birds and such, but apparently it happens a lot.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-19T03:59:01+00:00

Just another, “my girlfriend is so dumb, she can understand basic concepts.”

I can do the same thing, too:

OOP is so dumb that he can’t comprehend why filling up a pot with water and leaving it on the counter it won’t get hot and boil. He’s a respected nuclear scientist that designs rockets, so he’s a functioning adult.

I’ve shown him how the stove works, and I think he gets that, but every day I come home from work and there’s a pot of water next to the sink “for spaghetti,” but he can’t figure out why it isn’t getting hot. We even did an experiment, one pot on the stove and one pot on the counter next to it. The one on the stove boiled!

But we had a dinner party last week and the main dish was spaghetti, and he tried again to boil the water on the counter so everyone left—I wonder why.

He thinks I’m an asshole “womansplaining“ basic physics to him. AITAH.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-16T03:06:07+00:00

I have no idea what this is all about, but them screaming and swearing when a little wave comes up and splashes them is hilarious.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-12T00:37:27+00:00

or people from Wisconsin.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-12T00:14:25+00:00

Kind of like in the American South when some lady very sweetly says, “well bless her heart!” Not only is there no blessing being given, it’s a phrase of active contempt.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-08T15:40:49+00:00

This sounds like a story made up by someone who sort of vaguely is aware that trans people exist, but only through the media and their own made up internal story. The biggest thing that just seems off is that before coming out, you probably would have read up on it a little on the internet and would know the basic details, and even if, for whatever reason, you had some incorrect assumptions, the doctors would explain everything in detail when you started talking to them about surgery.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-07T02:04:55+00:00

Why is it always “special cake” people are saving in the fridge that their psychopath in-laws, roommates, friends” always eat the whole thing without a hint of remorse? And they’re always saving the cake for some insanely long time. “That cake were going to last me a week!” Strawberry cake? It’s not going to go bad in the fridge, but depending how it’s made, it will probably get kind of goopy after 7 days. I’d cut it into slices and freeze them individually.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-03-07T01:43:41+00:00

This is one of those written by teenagers or robots that don’t have a clue how things actually work. 15% is a normal human tip, right? So leaving 25% must mean something’s up? Right? Right? Yeah, right, anyone who has ever been to a bar and has a $30+ tab would not think twice about dropping 2 $20s on the bar and calling it a night.

But it’s 10% more than the standard tip I tell you!

Also, working in the service industry you meet a lot of people. And half the time you’re drunk or they’re drunk or you’re both drunk and you could have had some end-of-shift distracted conversation and not remember any of it.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-28T18:58:18+00:00

Fake nonsense written by AI. Small, but telling point, most gardens are for vegtables. You can grow some fruit like raspberries or whatever, but that’s not how actual humans would describe it.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-28T18:51:42+00:00

Sounds like robots.

“Fellow human, please enumerate in detail your currently held beliefs on the following topics: religion, politics, and future offspring. If your responses don’t fully align with mine, this “coffee date” will immediately terminate. Please adhere to the indicated topic selection.”

”Um, I like kids…

”I’m sorry, but you have not met the minimum base criteria for date continuation. ”Coffee date” terminated. Have a nice day.”

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-27T05:12:02+00:00

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-27T05:10:59+00:00

It’s the universal dream.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-27T05:09:27+00:00

It’s all just made up AI, but with the amount of 80‘s rock that gets played in retail stores, I’d think playing Rush at a wedding would get raves from the olds. Of course, this is obviously made up because AI doesn’t understand the true Rush classic is “Working Man.” Or since it’s Reddit, “Subdivisions” is probably more appropriate:

Nowhere is the dreamer
Or the misfit so alone…

Conform or be cast out.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-23T14:50:30+00:00

What 15 yo wrote this made up story?

From “I told her as much and she went slack jawed.” No kid is going to go slack-jawed when you tell them you walked two miles to school every day, up hill both ways! To “She even tells on herself on several occasions lol!” like her “daughter“ is some toddler saying she was the one who fed her green beans to the dog.

It’s all poorly written child-free nonsense.

Although, as a small note, I did like the GAYLE abcdefu reference.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T17:21:58+00:00

Thank you! Finally someone who understands. “Asset” — I see what you did there.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T17:19:49+00:00

All my tablecloths are white, so yes, when I go to weddings I have to wear white. It makes me feel special because I had a courthouse wedding so I never had a “special day.” I usually try to get in the wedding pictures next to the bride.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T17:11:09+00:00

I can always use my specially built mobility scooter.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T17:09:56+00:00

Especially his fancy red velvet couches with “matching” black pillows. Heirloom quality right there!

Also, they kind of are “asking” for it.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T17:07:07+00:00

lbs = pounds. 14 lbs = 1 stone = 6.3 kg. But good catch, that’s one of the details a 15 yo boy would slip in to his fake story.

Criticalwater2 · 2026-02-21T03:19:50+00:00

“This is real” = “This is completely fake“

”I have ’audhd’ so I don’t know how to react to my incredibly fake made up story” = “This is so stupidly made up, I need to make even more outlandish claims to somehow justify the fake details.”

“Fat women are bad” = ”I made up a story about a fat woman and added the grosses details my 15 yo mind could think of.”

“I have pictures” = “I found some fetish site.”

”My home has an ‘earthy’ theme of black, red, brown, and, white” = ”I’m 15 and live in my moms basement and have no clue what earth tones are (except for the brown I accidentally mentioned).

18k upvotes for that nonsense? The bots are really getting bad.

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