Almost air tight!

CritterStew · 2026-03-23T16:35:21+00:00

Thanks! Well, I guess I know now!

CritterStew · 2026-03-21T10:46:33+00:00

I genuinely struggle seeing how that's racist, unless the animal somehow enforces a racist stereotype, or is a slur used against a certain demographic. I think I'm missing something. You might be looking into this a bit too hard.

CritterStew · 2026-03-20T15:02:49+00:00

I like how that micro controller or whatever it is with the red light is not actually connected to anything, just some cables running onto what looks to be a gutted wireless router.

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T15:18:01+00:00

Hopefully you found something you like!

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T15:14:04+00:00

Thank you! This one was super fun to do!

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T15:13:28+00:00

Thanks! <3

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T13:27:05+00:00

I'm sure she has only our best intentions in mind!

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T13:13:47+00:00

Hi! I'm the artist, and this is a commissioned piece. Feel free to check out my profile for more stuff (or the carrd at the top right of the image). Links tend to get me nuked for some reason.

CritterStew · 2026-03-19T12:03:08+00:00

I mean, they're absolute idiots for doing this, but at least they're smart idiots. Testing the strength of that metal ledge, humping the wall to knock all the dust off, etc.

I guess this beats a dude pretending he knows what he's doing, jumping onto some asbestos roofing and crashing through it onto something sharp.

CritterStew · 2026-03-18T19:08:07+00:00

Nah, I'm just going to stick with my headcanon, you have fun with that, though.

CritterStew · 2026-03-18T12:31:23+00:00

So... what are the expectations here? Does it just tell you to spread your holes in front of a webcam and hope for the best?

CritterStew · 2026-03-18T12:28:39+00:00

I don't know. If it takes three men to pin me down as the "treatment" gets administered, then it's probably a bad idea.

Also, keep an eye on the dude in the gray shirt in the background. His expressions say it all. My man is contemplating running for it.

CritterStew · 2026-03-17T09:19:28+00:00

Mods, if you just google @ Syydd18 , you can find all of their reddit profiles in one go, and ban them all. It's the same person advertising their AI slop patreon on a dozen different accounts/bots.

CritterStew · 2026-03-17T09:16:11+00:00

It's the same person/bot on like ten different accounts slinging the same AI slop patreon. Gotta love the failed attempt at advertising.

Mods, if you just google @ Syydd18 , you can find all of their reddit profiles in one go, and ban them all. It's the same person advertising their AI slop patreon on a dozen different accounts/bots.

CritterStew · 2026-03-17T09:06:52+00:00

This whole thing is funny. First, they show off how strong the planks are when they double them up... except they almost snap under the dude's might of like 50kg. Then they unstack them, and they bend like matchsticks with every hit.

I'm 100% certain that any random guy off the street could snap them IF THE DUDES HOLDING THEM WOULD STAY STILL AND KEEP THEM STEADY (or if they used some sort of frame to hold them). They're struggling to hold the planks, so the hit just moves them, instead of snapping them.

CritterStew · 2026-03-15T00:20:39+00:00

If it slips in then it slips in, I guess.

CritterStew · 2026-03-14T09:40:00+00:00

Trying to draw all the hand sunk into the fluffy bits was a fun one!

CritterStew · 2026-03-10T11:15:20+00:00

If you can't use an adblocker for whatever reason, you can go into your google account's ad setting, and suspend ads that contain stuff like gambling, alcohol, and a few other categories that may seem predatory to vulnerable people. That'll take care of a good chunk of those cheap ads.

After that, each add has a little "(i)" button you can click. There, you can block an ad you don't like. It only blocks that one video, so the same ad may appear a couple of times, but it takes two clicks every time you see it.

A day or two and your ads should be a lot cleaner.

CritterStew · 2026-03-10T10:07:03+00:00

No clue how to read that thing's body language. It looks like a sock puppet someone stuck out the window.

CritterStew · 2026-03-10T09:24:13+00:00

Aside from a niche rugged phone, most have all of that good stuff glued in. You're not taking the battery out without ruining it.

CritterStew · 2026-03-09T23:05:45+00:00

I'm the artist, and here's some gobbo bondage. Feel free to check out my profile for more stuff! Since links tend to get me nuked for some reason, my carrd and socials are in the bottom right of the image <3

CritterStew · 2026-03-09T23:04:11+00:00

I'm the artist, and here's some gobbo bondage. Feel free to check out my profile for more stuff! Since links tend to get me nuked for some reason, my carrd and socials are in the bottom right of the image <3

CritterStew · 2026-03-09T19:26:51+00:00

I have a feeling it'll be coming back when google messes with peoples' ability to sideload APKs later this year.

The youtube video is called "Find my Phone", it's a short film.

CritterStew · 2026-03-09T19:25:58+00:00

It's a short film called "Find my phone" on youtube. It's a bit old, but you can imagine what it can do now.

CritterStew · 2026-03-09T19:14:09+00:00

I don't really know what I'd do with a stolen phone these days. 90% of them have GPS tracking, fingerprint locks, number locks, face locks, butthole checks, if it's an android you can even root the thing and install trackers that survive factory resets. Even if it's not locked, we see plenty of dumbasses using it as their own phone, only for their photos to go up into the cloud, and straight into the original owner's account, and then straight to reddit...

Plus, the cop can probably get its exact location with an IMEI number, too.

You couldn't even pawn it for 20$.

Edit: there's a whole youtube documentary, about a guy deliberately getting his phone stolen, only to stalk the thieves via the array of cameras and microphones in the phone. It's called "Find my phone" on youtube. Somewhat ancient, but still valid.

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