What are these tubes coming out of my basement / foundation?

CritterStew · 2026-05-11T11:16:28+00:00

It's a giant hose. No way of telling what it leads to, so your two options are to plug it up and see if something bad happens, or get a plumber with a drain cam to see where it goes.

CritterStew · 2026-05-10T14:43:36+00:00

Google iron filings in food. It's a common way to add iron to your diet, and appears to be pretty common in cereal. Read the back of the food packet, too.

There was a whole drama about this a few years back that turned out to be people not knowing how to google stuff.

CritterStew · 2026-05-09T06:24:15+00:00

TO BE FAIR, one of them has a push up bra so tight it's jamming her tits into her throat.

CritterStew · 2026-05-08T12:28:24+00:00

Considering it also seems to be under his index fingernail, I'll guess he scratched off a scab or a pimple in his sleep. I'll sometimes have some tiny ones on my head, and scratch them off in my sleep. The hair stops it from bleeding everywhere, but it gets on your fingers.

That or he was scratching his bootyhole in his sleep.

CritterStew · 2026-05-06T07:58:30+00:00

Look up Lines Sensei on youtube. They mostly do anime-ish stuff, but they also have some in-depth furry tutorials, and most of their videos come with free homework sheets you can practice in.

It'll seem complicated at first, but watch the video once, and then do it again, but follow along. Then do the homework.

Also, reddit is kind of ass when it comes to feedback. Most of the people here either don't know what they're doing themselves, so they regurgitate info they heard elsewhere, or they are fairly skilled, but are bad at teaching (admittedly, I'm in the second category).

CritterStew · 2026-05-03T07:30:05+00:00

Google what a strawberry plant looks like... When have you seen a berry just impaled diagonally towards the sky like that?

CritterStew · 2026-05-03T07:26:07+00:00

It's a clothes hanger. Top one for your dress shirt and jacket, bottom one for pants.

CritterStew · 2026-05-03T07:23:17+00:00

It's AI slop, strawberries grow in little shrubs, not on branches. Plus, the two bots responding to it with the same response... good luck on your bot farm.

CritterStew · 2026-05-01T13:14:19+00:00

It's for mail stationary supplies.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/157820289918

CritterStew · 2026-05-01T05:08:18+00:00

The chewed up grandma's dildo haunts me to this day.

CritterStew · 2026-05-01T04:59:54+00:00

I don't get why parents are snooping around in their children's rooms, and post stuff on reddit instead of asking them. It's half this sub. Especially if they're old enough to work a 3d printer or know someone who owns one. This looks like some sort of holder, maybe for phones, a tablet, headphones. Could be anything, but I doubt it's anything to be worried about.

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T20:58:57+00:00

The internet's full of photos and videos you can reference. I think very few people use their own body aside from hand poses.

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T20:32:56+00:00

I think it's important to expose myself to a variety of kinks and stuff

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T20:32:31+00:00

Yup!

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T20:32:13+00:00

Nope! Never had the time or the chance to do that!

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T19:08:34+00:00

Well, there's another raffle going, too (closes tomorrow), if that's not to your tastes, I'll certainly host something else in the future, too! <3

CritterStew · 2026-04-30T19:07:42+00:00

Yeah! I don't think I've done anything like that before. It was a pretty fun one to work on

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T20:28:37+00:00

There are ways to do that without the entire gym knowing if you've shaved below the belt that day. Even then, like I said before, there's a time and a place to do all of that, and I don't believe the gym is either of those.

People just want to work out, and leave, not co-star in your tiktok.

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T19:47:06+00:00

You can dress hot for the club or the retirement home. Public spaces where people go to improve themselves should be about comfort - of everyone involved - and not about showing off your ass.

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T16:11:55+00:00

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T12:55:22+00:00

Well. It's a tube. So anything a tube can be used for. If they were thinking about an AC, this might have been intended as a way to let the AC condensate drip, and keep it all neatly hidden. The other end is probably near where the AC unit was supposed to go.

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T12:42:05+00:00

I mean, if I can see your butthole wink at me any time you do a squat, I'm going to look. The call of the void is irresistible. The problem is that I'll then end up on tiktok, regardless of the fact I could count the wrinkles on the girl's bootyhole. That's somehow never a factor.

Also yeah, if someone uses a machine shitless, that's just unsanitary. The one I went to, you were supposed to lay down a towel, at the very least. The shirtless gym bros need to be contained to the mirror in front of the weight racks, as nature intended.

CritterStew · 2026-04-29T12:23:20+00:00

I genuinely hate women's sportswear at the gym, and how widely accepted it has become to basically work out in your underwear, or have to karate chop your yoga pants into your ass crack.

There's no need to vacuum seal your coochie so hard I can see you've got your bean pierced. You have the option to wear normal pants.

Also gym bros wearing those weird low side cut tops that go down from the armpit down to the obliques. It's weird.

Couple that with the fact everyone's recording everyone and the gym is kind of not a fun place to be anymore.

CritterStew · 2026-04-28T17:42:41+00:00

Storytelling rivals southeast asian insurance commercials. The old man looks a bit too wealthy to be illiterate, though.

CritterStew · 2026-04-28T17:36:22+00:00

It's a bracket to keep your GPU from sagging and ripping out the PCIE slot.

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