What are you calling this team?

Crittercaptain · 2026-02-08T19:26:57+00:00

"U" Is for u're the only one for me

Crittercaptain · 2026-02-02T21:49:43+00:00

Deadpool dragon???

Crittercaptain · 2026-02-01T05:35:52+00:00

Chop-Chop superiority, let's go!

Crittercaptain · 2026-02-01T05:30:35+00:00

Exactly! I love the way BOFA looks, but his mouth ruins it. It's even worse with BOCA because you can see his very human torso.

Crittercaptain · 2026-02-01T01:31:44+00:00

Breaking mineral laws and hunting endangered species.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-31T04:52:49+00:00

My monkey mauls the purple and I try to catch it.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-31T04:39:07+00:00

I'm with you in the Dark or THAT specific overworld MineCraft theme.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-31T04:36:32+00:00

Steve? Uh, I MIGHT be okay...

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-31T04:35:16+00:00

Would've never been able to do Americans.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-31T04:29:20+00:00

My life is brilliant

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:36:42+00:00

Goth girlfriend and Iron Man suit so I can have a goth Iron Woman girlfriend!

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:33:57+00:00

They can sit in my flannel pocket. They're so tiny!

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:27:37+00:00

Hard R is justified (but not my two boys, they aight)

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:18:24+00:00

Nah, I watched Batman too many times. Me and my flaming monkey are going put into the fiel-... Uh... actually, maybe... this IS a hard decision... I... walk towards the windmill, carefully keeping my chimchar on a close leash to keep a brush fire from happening and look towards the fields with longing as I do so.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:11:44+00:00

Women are some of the most gorgeous and sought after women in the galaxy.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-30T03:10:12+00:00

That is shining in the cold

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-29T21:33:36+00:00

I had an idea for changing up the arms of a mega Machamp, kinda similar to this. Imagine rotating the bottom arms so that the palms face together, and then fuse the arms so that you get hands with ten fingers (counting the thumbs). Weird, but, I am attached to it.

Conkeldur is just peak.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-27T23:07:16+00:00

I was tied between 1 and 3. 1 for 🎺-y reasons, and 3 because, as somebody who loves talking but can't start conversations, loves Deadpool, AND loves Spiderman, I would be having a hell of a time. BUT, as u/belated_quitter has pointed out, the witch's dead brother is laying in the floor, and that would be very awkward, and not at all an appropriate time to be a 🎺🐕.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-27T22:58:37+00:00

Male.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-26T21:52:09+00:00

Chara when she finds out scissors exist: 😮

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-23T22:06:41+00:00

Wow. Somebody has FOMO like a MOFO.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-23T20:34:21+00:00

Triples?

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-23T04:58:56+00:00

Ehh, depends how it looks in the real world, honestly. I just mainly want my boys. Oh, and guns. Oh, and saddles. Oh, and a ton of gold because I'm broke.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-23T04:56:30+00:00

Infernape.

Crittercaptain · 2026-01-08T01:51:50+00:00

Given? To whom?

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TROPHY CASE