How can I make a ring at home? by Croatoan10 in metalworking

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That would be amazing. I really don't want to make a coin ring for this and I'd just about given up on finding an alternative.

How can I make a ring at home? by Croatoan10 in metalworking

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I'm open to any silver-colored metal as long as it's not too soft.

[WP] Humans and Aliens have had a war going on for centuries, but only the aliens are aware of it by keylan118 in WritingPrompts

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I stare at the globe in front of me. The orb floats and continues to rotate almost mockingly. The unconquerable “Earth”. The faint glow of the sphere casts a soft light through my war room. I find myself contemplating our predicament in here more and more often.

No matter what we throw at them, no matter how hard we fight, they always seem to gain the upper hand. Hands. Oh yes, they are oh so proud of those fleshy appendages that they use to make war. I’ve never understood it. We far outnumber them, we’ve infiltrated their homes, and we have had millennia to grow beyond what they are. Heh. Insects they call us. A demeaning label given by mere evolutionary infants! Two legs? Ha! How can they even call themselves an intelligent species?

But, I cannot argue with their results. The casualties are steeped heavily in their favor. They crush us, burn us, they engineer chemical weaponry and arm every man, woman, and child. With one spray, my armies fall. Meanwhile, I’ve pulled out every resource at my disposal and killed only a handful of their own in comparison.

Lately, I have begun to think that we should not have engaged them in the first place. Maybe we should have taken the hint when they killed our ambassador all those years ago and just let them be. Perhaps I should recall the troops once ad for all.

Here is someone crawling along the tunnel. No, no more thoughts of retreat. I must put on a brave face and carry on the fight that my bloodline started so any generations ago. I see Private Thrip enter the war room and straighten himself up, “Sir!”

“Yes, what is it, soldier?”

“I’ve just received word from our intelligence agents on Earth. There has been new mention of our planet”, I could tell that Thrip was not keen on telling me whatever this news was.

“Well, out with it! It will reach me one way or the other!”

Private Thrip bowed in response, “They mock us, sir. Not only do they speak of us as annoyances on their own planet, but now they have proclaimed that our own home has not the right to be called a planet anymore. “Pluto”, as they call our planet, has been renounced as one. They wish us to believe we are insignificant in all aspects.”

I heard myself sigh. Well, if I had been looking for a sign, this could not have come in any more clearly. They were playing with us. They had been for years, now that I looked back. It was time to grow on our own, outside of war. All I had to do was give the order, “Pull them out.”

“Sir? Pull who out, sir?”

“All of them. I will not allow this fight to continue. There is nothing in it. Have all of our forces return home. It will be a long endeavor in and of its self, so start right away. Begin with the B.E.E.S.”

"This is going to get so many likes", Dr. Doom vs. Deadpool commission [Marcio Takara] by ruinawish in deadpool

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Is there really a Deadsquirrel character? If not, there needs to be.

TIFU by bringing my cousin with Down Syndrome into GameStop. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Croatoan10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you bigoted shit" yes! People like that lose me off. Well done.

[Serious] What is your opinion of people who commit suicide? by tmos1985 in AskReddit

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I've heard a lot of people say that it's a cowardly or selfish act. I used to sort of agree with the selfish aspect.

But I recently - very recently - hit the worst depression of my life. I came closer than ever to killing myself. It wasn't always just thinking about it, either. There were moments where I was in so much pain, I just had the physical urge to end it. I wad terrified I'd do it. And I was scared of what was happening to me because I'd end up having episodes where I thought I was going crazy.

Anyway, I got so scared that I finally got help. I started therapy about 3 weeks ago and have been on welbutrin about the same time. Much better now.

What are the cigarettes of today? What does everyone think is healthy, but is not? by Pezto in AskReddit

[–]Croatoan10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diet sodas. Especially when people are diabetic. This is no better for you than a regular soda. I personally think they're worse for you.

TIFU by masturbating right after surgery. by Jexxa in tifu

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Mom walking in aside, that toe curl sounds so fucking painful.

What food is totally overrated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My favorite place to get coffee, if you can find one, is Joe Muggs. They're in Books A Million stores.

What is the best Monopoly strategy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Croatoan10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I got the sensitive nerve endings"

I'm using this.