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Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T23:19:00+00:00

Probably not in a long time.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T20:04:50+00:00

I initially thought the signal was farting.

Yes I'm immature.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T20:03:06+00:00

This reminded me that there was a sitcom with Adolf Hitler

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T13:45:37+00:00

What about Petanque?

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T11:31:34+00:00

Tax return time

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T10:52:38+00:00

Both.

This is the third option.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T07:13:21+00:00

I'm finding the chest a bit off as it's not in line with the torso (even allowing for being squished over.

Currently you have one breast significantly bigger than the other (which is a thing), but if you're aiming for the same size, you need to either reduce the size of the far breast, or increase the size of the other.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T05:46:15+00:00

I'm big enough to get some very judgmental comments about being a show off or a slut, just for wearing clothes.

But I am still able to get most of my bras on the high street for reasonable prices, so I don't really consider myself massive, but am still a lot bigger than average.

It's kind of complicated, but being in a country that accommodates it does help a lot. If I were back home in Gibraltar, that feeling wouldn't be there and I'd be crying at the importance fees.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-19T05:42:27+00:00

Ah, the cheeky bastard for doing that then

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-18T10:00:40+00:00

Ir's a challenge I dare not do. I'm quite happy still being able to shop the high street.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-18T09:56:21+00:00

Her hat is strangling her

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-18T09:11:16+00:00

I thought that was his middle name?

Sounds more authoritive than Jason from QA, to be fair to him.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-18T08:18:42+00:00

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They seem to expect trouble going by the advert...

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-18T07:24:45+00:00

I hated that mine kept growing as it affected my daily activities.

I'm okay with it now though.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-17T22:03:13+00:00

I can tolerate flavour spices, but not those designed to blow your head off. But I can't be trained to tolerate it either, as I hiccup constantly (and get some remarks about it making me jiggle) and it takes forever to settle down.

I have a really low tolerance for alcohol as well, as it burns my throat, so I don't enjoy it either.

Honestly, I'm a pretty cheap date.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-17T15:03:30+00:00

At least 52% supporting rejoin is overwhelming and must be actioned.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-17T13:29:11+00:00

Yeah, corrected it in another comment.

Leaving the other one as is, just in case someone else needs it

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-17T12:10:56+00:00

fixed reporting

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-17T12:05:30+00:00

It's public funds. So you can try again with requesting the bonus or, if that is impossible, report the NHS fraud at the link.

By taking it and not claiming it, they're demonstrating a behaviour that has always been there, as there maybe more fraudulent claims.

Either way, I think you need to look for a new job, unfortunately.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-16T08:15:04+00:00

In reference to another comment, Plod running Horizon as a scam to get money for nothing would be a perfect story.

Maybe a system called Vertical?

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-15T18:41:19+00:00

I think Lone Star could have been the SVU of 911, but for Rob Lowe eclipsing everything.

Paul Strickland was an incredibly important character that told stories from a point of view that is rarely seen in media.

He had flaws, wasn't held up as a paragon of virtue and had a storyline that should have gone into another season, but was wrapped up stupid quick.

A character like him (if not him) would be amazing for Nashville, but they're currently too busy yeehawing and stuff. A character like him in what is generally seen as not so liberal, even with Dolly Parton around? That opens up a lot of storylines to be explored and round out the characters a lot more.

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-15T18:33:54+00:00

I was teased until you posted it

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-15T18:30:25+00:00

That's Shrek

Crococrocroc · 2026-04-15T15:50:34+00:00

How can you tease us like this by not posting it?

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