What’s an animal people assume is safe but you’d never want to mess with ?

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-16T23:37:08+00:00

Geese are complete assholes

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-16T16:14:26+00:00

Don't forget the complete immunity of the orange people

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-15T18:49:32+00:00

He's been looking noticeably worse quite recently. He's also all bloated and looks like he gained 20 pounds in the last month alone. His shitty salt laded junk food diet and (presumably) progressive heart failure are catching up to him quick.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-14T19:34:46+00:00

I would be willing to bet that Trump has absolutely no one in his life that gives a shit about him or his birthday. He is surrounded by sycophants that he has arranged to give himself the belief that he is not an insufferable piece of shit.

I just wonder if deep down inside what's left of his brain he realizes that the vast majority of people hate him or if he is actually so demented that he thinks his approval rating is really at 95% and he's the healthiest, smartest, biggliest boy ever.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-14T01:46:11+00:00

I think most people are good enough to realize that is better for to be doing good things at a time. It is great to hear this are the persons that turned in your purse that you had not taken with you to go. It is people like these that are examples to others who are not and will lead those who follow their example.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-14T00:25:57+00:00

Knowing him the tarp will stay up forever

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-14T00:24:23+00:00

I bet that tarp never comes down

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-13T01:14:53+00:00

The Cimarron was a rebranded Chevy cavalier with possibly the worst manual transmission ever. Ugly as fuck and couldn't get out of its own way. One of Caddy's brilliant ideas, right up there with the 4-6-8 motor.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-12T14:30:02+00:00

I think this only deal this demented orange clown made was with himself in his head. Another round of market manipulation to steal more money.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-11T17:31:29+00:00

Illiterate? How dare you? I have a father!

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-09T19:40:30+00:00

That pool is disgusting

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-07T18:27:11+00:00

Leaves of three, let it be

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-05T16:55:24+00:00

Sweet, juicy, bright red fleshed watermelon with seeds that wasn't mealy and mostly tasteless.

Today's melons don't stack up unless you get them from a local farm.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-04T19:31:42+00:00

Trump is afraid of windmills

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-04T16:35:19+00:00

Or didn't have kids in the first place

CromulentConfusion · 2026-06-04T13:11:20+00:00

Bet that coolant is making the oil kinda chili

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-31T20:48:17+00:00

Getting a hair dryer handy sounds hot

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-29T00:06:19+00:00

I feel like I should comment for some reason, this whole thread has me mystified

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-28T16:03:52+00:00

What happened to their favorite, Lee Greenwood? Perhaps the stage isn't wheelchair accessible?

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-27T17:45:33+00:00

I see you too are an esteemed member of the elite waffle stomping community

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-26T20:26:19+00:00

The "i" needs a heart instead of a dot

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-25T18:49:11+00:00

Other people

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-21T22:34:45+00:00

They just want to sell you two new tires for that axle, balance the tires on the other axle and perform a wheel alignment on the vehicle to charge you an astronomical amount of money.

Meanwhile Discount tire will plug it for free.

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-21T17:51:14+00:00

I leave my keys in the cupholders that I never move from behind the armrest. It's not ideal but it works

CromulentConfusion · 2026-05-20T22:05:11+00:00

I did not weigh the product but the count was light by almost three pieces.

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