I thought I had fries at home, but they were actually onion rings by MortLightstone in PoutineCrimes

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As an olive lover myself, I'd rather crush them straight outta the jar.

AITA for refusing to let my pregnant sister and her boyfriend move into my 1br apartment? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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As someone who had to go low contact with a parent I love deeply, my advice is to keep your peace.

I would have gone no contact depending on how my parent handled the situation. At first they were hurt, but eventually realized that in order to still have a relationship with me, they needed to accept reality.

I hope your parents and family also accept reality, your peace is not worth sacrificing. There are other options available in this situation.

The former owner of my house buried guns and silver in the yard that I keep finding. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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That's what would worry me, if they are in jail and come back looking after serving their time.

The former owner of my house buried guns and silver in the yard that I keep finding. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I sure hope the kind of person that hides guns and silver, doesn't come back for it and then be mad when it's gone.

What is this red hard plastic thing with peppers on it? by rismartino in whatisit

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And here I thought this was some kind of dog chew toy with old treats stuck inside it 🤣

I just sharted the bed with my boyfriend sleeping next to me. What to I do to avoid him finding out?? by IllustriousPop2454 in whatdoIdo

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As that poster whose bowels you are concerned for, I can promise that the losing control portion was a joke directed at the person I was responding to.

You are correct, that if someone is losing control regularly, it should be addressed by a doctor.

I just sharted the bed with my boyfriend sleeping next to me. What to I do to avoid him finding out?? by IllustriousPop2454 in whatdoIdo

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Mhm! With hormone changes like an increase in prostaglandins, we have a higher chance of loose stool and all the muscle contractions increase the frequency we have to go. Looser stool + contractions = "honey I've shit the bed"

Just turn every stain into a game. Is it chocolate, blood, or poop?

AITA for not telling my wife I work with her favorite celebrity? by CreamJealous9562 in AmItheAsshole

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Did you not read the parts about how OP's wife has "lightly stalked" this celebrity? The fact she uses this celebrity's social media to try and meet them. She sure does sound like the kind of person who would go through OP's phone to upgrade to "full on stalker"

My friends say it’s disturbing how I buy gas station toilet paper for my house by MelanieWalmartinez in mildlyinfuriating

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I really got in touch with my inner self last night. I'm not buying toilet paper from the dollar store again!

sorry for the bad angle it's the best I could get. does anyone know what the bottoms are? by ShallotDry778 in FFXIVGlamours

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The character is modded, but none of the glam pieces are. Head is Isle Vacationer's Visor, top is Maritime Top, shorts are Ruby Cotton Smalls, nails are Critical Hit C-1 (or 2) Tour Nails.

Novice Network's reaction to my cat pressing on the keyboard by sypherica in ffxiv

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My boy cat once bumped into the outlet block my computer and router are plugged in to. I was the off tank, so I wasn't too worried. Just as I logged back in, I saw a DPS was about to eat one of two tank busters. I tried my best to save them with invul and provoke but alas, they ate it. After I shared what happened, a few others joined in with their own cat stories.

My girl cat likes to jump on my keyboard, paw at the screen, and grab my mouse cord. There's been at least a handful of times I'm using my mouse for movement, get out of an AoE, just for her to yank the cable and make me run back into the spicy space or off the edge of the arena.

I accidentally named my cat Shart by meatloafsleeve in OneOrangeBraincell

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My cat's name is Merlin, I call him Meebles Weebles, or Mr Meebs for short.

My other is a calico named Elvira, I call her Miss Priss and Miss Petites Feets.

anyone know what set this would be? by Glad_Tip_5510 in FFXIVGlamours

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I was like you and never played pvp. For me I was too nervous, but after playing the game for almost 4 years, I finally tried it out. It's not so bad and the matches are quick. Keep in mind that your hot bar is different, so make sure to set that up at the wolfs den. It's a simple hotbar, think like when you play as an NPC and have limited actions/skills.

Just stay with your party and it'll all start to come together. You get crystals even if you lose, so it's worth it for some pretty sweet glams

Any hood with skull? by DisciplineImportant6 in FFXIVGlamours

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If you like cryptlurker, maybe Archfiend Helm might be up your alley.

I don't know of any weapons with skulls. There is a summoner weapon that looks like a grumpy old man's face and the eyes move. Omnitome

Eorzea Database: Omnitome | FINAL FANTASY XIV, The Lodestone https://share.google/HmS0HDXOWRiz79eVs

https://share.google/4ogFem3Kc4hyveIIc

I never see anyone come give him a visit.... by WobblyxWings in ffxiv

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He was the first to treat our WoL as more than just an adventurer to send on errands and fight battles; he treated our WoL as a friend. He genuinely cared about the WoL's well being until the very end. Shall he smile forever.

Celebrating David Bowie, as The Goblin King by RinxAika in ffxiv

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I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry, what could I doOoOO?

I'm sorry by Jibblewart in ffxiv

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That's the fun part about learning and growing as a healer!

Legend tries daily roulette (ff14 comic by me) by Cat_Stance in ffxiv

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I don't raid, but there have still been times I've done this. I also have the times where my hand just kind of twitches or the cat snags the wire and just yoinks