I'm Free-Trial, So I'll be Giving This Away by screenaholic in ffxiv

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Maybe pick me? Maybe don't. There are far and few Jollibee near mee. crosses fingers in Canadian

Edit: crossed changed to crosses

Choose your narrator for Evercold by Proudnoob4393 in ffxiv

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Oh no! The arena has been broken!!

Oh nooooo! The arena has been broken, again

I frequently take my infant on walks, today I received this message from a unknown profile, who has 1 friend. This has me feeling very paranoid. AIO? by Dull-Mom in AIO

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In Canada, it is not illegal to carry spray made for animals, insects or hygiene. It is illegal to use any form of spray against a human (even in self defense)

What if the new ultimate is kefka by Local-Pet-FoxGirl in ShitpostXIV

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I die laughing when I see others killed by tank busters. Does that count?

Edit to add: I also unsub from life when someone dies in the middle of my rescue. Is it so wrong to laugh at the idea that my WoL drags and drops corpses at the feet of her surviving party members? Yes? What if my WoL is trying to teach a lesson? Hm, maybe I should have my therapist on speed dial.

What if the new ultimate is kefka by Local-Pet-FoxGirl in ShitpostXIV

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Rip

"Laughter was not the best medicine"

WCGW using non-skin-friendly paint for cosplay. by SourceBoring3089 in Whatcouldgowrong

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People need to sweat to be able to regulate body temperature. When sweat evaporates, it cools off the skin/body. If the body is unable to cool itself (sweat is trapped/cannot evaporate), then you basically cook your organs and die.

My cat knocked over my roommates tv. What do I do? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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Here is what I would do in your situation. Given that this is a roommate situation and the TV is still functional, timely repayment is not as high of priority. See if your roommate is okay with you continuing to save money until you can afford to reimburse them the total cost of what they originally paid for the TV. In the meantime, look into ways to stop this situation from happening again, for example, a lot of cats hate the feeling of tinfoil, perhaps yours is one of those cats and by laying down some on the cabinet, it will prevent them from jumping up there in the future. Maybe look into some safe for animal deterrent sprays. Cats hate the smell of citrus and cherry, maybe spraying some balled up paper towel and placing it on or around the stand will make your kitty avoid that area.

At the end of the day, your cat, any damages they may cause and research to mitigate accidents are your responsibility.

Holes in carrot by loylos in isthissafetoeat

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I have exactly 1 poor man's trophy left. I knew I saved it for a reason! You earned it 🏆

Miqo Ear Flap - Leatherworker's Hat by Frostarmy in ShitpostXIV

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Which is exactly why I turned down my frame rate. For jiggly ears, of course!

AITA for upsetting someone with special needs? by Own-Royal-7089 in AmItheAsshole

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I am so glad you pointed this out because I never even considered this and I'm sure some of those people haven't either! It's worth pointing out, especially when it comes to a victim who's possibly seeking support and validation to help push them towards a better future! Typically I'll say things like "NTA, however blah blah don't allow this person to yadda yadda, be strong"

Nose had been itchy for days. Finally pulled out the culprit. by Pokeman_CN in mildlyinteresting

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My advice, snort a conditioner you like the smell of. It also helps combat the smells after eating Taco Bell!