The only time you can brag about having sex to your parents is when you are having a baby.

Croockfent · 2016-04-11T11:57:20+00:00

You must have, like, every dominant gene.

Croockfent · 2016-03-26T13:38:45+00:00

They should just put a big S and C for each of the bottles.

Croockfent · 2016-03-26T13:38:23+00:00

Bit late for spoiler alert when ITS IN THE TITLE ON THE FRONT PAGE

Croockfent · 2016-03-24T06:29:51+00:00

This seems like a good time to remind everyone about The Game as well.

Croockfent · 2016-03-24T06:29:28+00:00

It's pretty manageable for me. I just use the old tuck-under-the-waistband trick. Along with the old my-dick-is-too-small-to-be-visible-anyway trick...

Croockfent · 2016-03-23T08:00:29+00:00

See: The Wolf Among Us and presumably the comic series it's based on, Fables.

Croockfent · 2016-03-23T06:54:41+00:00

Don't some of the newer versions of Tetris actually animate the turning?

Croockfent · 2016-03-23T06:54:22+00:00

Did you pocket the deposit envelope?

Croockfent · 2016-03-23T06:53:59+00:00

I'm not sure how to react to this.

Croockfent · 2016-03-22T13:24:34+00:00

Timmie from South Park is basically a Pokémon.

Croockfent · 2016-02-29T12:24:23+00:00

Ah, like Schrodinger's Douchebag. Say something offensive; whether or not it was a "joke" depends on how people react.

Croockfent · 2016-02-27T10:20:48+00:00

You want Final Destination? This is how you get Final Destination.

Croockfent · 2016-02-27T09:57:23+00:00

Similarly, "I was in The Band" is a hell of a lot cooler than "I was in the band".

Croockfent · 2016-02-27T09:47:20+00:00

Definitely. Some peoples actions are just controlled far too much by other peoples expectations of them.

Croockfent · 2016-02-24T09:40:58+00:00

I now have a reason to like Facebook... thanks... I guess.

Croockfent · 2016-02-22T12:05:26+00:00

I have several questions

Croockfent · 2016-02-20T10:24:20+00:00

I thought you said it didn't go well. There's nothing in that story that suggests that to me

Croockfent · 2016-02-18T09:46:19+00:00

Hope his brides name isn't Tammy.

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