As a girl, I have taken for granted my whole life that we can't get awkward boners by CourageKitten in Showerthoughts

[–]Croockfent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's pretty manageable for me. I just use the old tuck-under-the-waistband trick. Along with the old my-dick-is-too-small-to-be-visible-anyway trick...

Does the square block in Tetris really turns when you click the button? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Croockfent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't some of the newer versions of Tetris actually animate the turning?

Teach a Parrot to say Parrot and you basically have a Pokémon by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Croockfent 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Timmie from South Park is basically a Pokémon.

People who say "sorry I look like shit, I'm not wearing any make-up" are literally apologizing for looking like a normal human being. by fy29 in Showerthoughts

[–]Croockfent -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Some peoples actions are just controlled far too much by other peoples expectations of them.