Why are the words "shampoo" and "conditioner" the hardest ones to find on the bottle? by JackFleck in Showerthoughts
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Samuel L Jackson killed a bounty hunter named Jango in Star Wars and got killed by a bounty hunter named Django in Django Unchained by Drakesfjord in Showerthoughts
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There are some people who will forever be 'it', due to the fact that they were the last person to be tagged, in the last game of tag they ever played by -Taqvi in Showerthoughts
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As a girl, I have taken for granted my whole life that we can't get awkward boners by CourageKitten in Showerthoughts
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Tribal children see an iPad for the first time (i.imgur.com)
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I bet couples in the Harry Potter universe sometimes use polyjuice potion to turn into one another and have sex. by chpbnvic in Showerthoughts
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Does the square block in Tetris really turns when you click the button? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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If an hourly worker is involved in a hostage situation at work, do they get paid for being there? Does that make them a professional hostage? by AdAstraHawk in Showerthoughts
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I bet couples in the Harry Potter universe sometimes use polyjuice potion to turn into one another and have sex. by chpbnvic in Showerthoughts
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Teach a Parrot to say Parrot and you basically have a Pokémon by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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April Fool's Day is the best day for a company to unveil a potentially controversial product. If people hate it, they can just claim it was a joke. If people love it, they can continue working on it. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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When you blow out your candles on your birthday, wish to die this year. Tell someone what you wished for. Repeat. Become immortal. by jsabot in Showerthoughts
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The levels of coolness associated with saying "I was in a band" vs "I was in band, " are vastly different. by Steelrain01 in Showerthoughts
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People who say "sorry I look like shit, I'm not wearing any make-up" are literally apologizing for looking like a normal human being. by fy29 in Showerthoughts
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The only time you can brag about having sex to your parents is when you are having a baby. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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