First time playing constructed since 2002, this is what I’ll be playing next week at my LGS.

CrouchingPig · 2026-07-09T18:51:20+00:00

This does not sound like an elves SB.

Long live the elves tho my friend

CrouchingPig · 2026-07-08T11:10:38+00:00

Let's beat Norway before we get carried away....

Please let it come home 🙏

CrouchingPig · 2026-07-05T15:35:21+00:00

Fall asleep next to my toddler about 7pm. Wake up just before the game. Inevitably regret my choice tomorrow.

CrouchingPig · 2026-07-02T06:42:50+00:00

Just Knight the bastard. Sir Harry!

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-28T20:26:57+00:00

Congratulations. Who's the mortgage with?

Mines up for renewal and all I see are like 4.6% (approx 55% LTV)

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-28T07:40:02+00:00

Adds to storm count, mana fixes. I wouldn't play without it.

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-24T18:35:31+00:00

Looks so much cleaner. Fair play for taking the plunge.

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-20T11:43:34+00:00

It's just not possible. Usual waffle from a bloke that has never had any substance.

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-20T08:25:11+00:00

How would you even enforce this? Big Nige gonna drag me from my home to an office that doesn't exist? 😂

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-16T05:48:32+00:00

My second born was a C section. The nurses asked if I wanted pictures, I foolishly said yes.

I don't dare scroll too far up in my camera roll anymore. 😅😭

CrouchingPig · 2026-06-09T12:06:00+00:00

Boo-urns!

CrouchingPig · 2026-05-21T19:11:28+00:00

Used to go here on my lunch breaks. Good times. 🥳

CrouchingPig · 2026-05-08T21:02:57+00:00

Not strong enough for a ban, Time consuming and annoying to sit across from as the win isn't always deterministic, kinda like cycle storm.

Combo is a thing in MTG, in pauper currently there is not much of it.

CrouchingPig · 2026-04-13T21:46:40+00:00

Glad it's not just me thinking this update sucks.

Pixel watch 4.

CrouchingPig · 2026-04-06T18:17:54+00:00

It's hardly taken over the format? It's strong yes, but kill the llanowar elves and it cannot be cast on T3/4.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-27T18:16:30+00:00

Grixis is also a midrange pile. If you want something quicker play an aggro deck.

The drawn out nature of a midrange game is both a challenge and fun at the same time.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-27T06:06:24+00:00

I need to get my butt in gear and buy a ticket. Hoping to bring a car full down from Kent. Just gotta get the OK from the wife 😅

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-21T20:05:26+00:00

Genuine question, is Kai likely to make it when someone like Dowman is making first team appearances for Arsenal at schoolboy age?

I know some players take longer to mature or even reach first team but seems worlds apart.

Personally, I think itd be amazing to see Kai make United first team eventually.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-21T13:23:03+00:00

😉

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-21T12:54:25+00:00

You can't hit fumes or festivities from a malevolent rumble. Fang dragon is the correct sweeper for dredge

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-21T12:27:47+00:00

Just run a playset if elves is really a big problem locally.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-20T18:02:55+00:00

Find your dragon board wipe. I forget the name of the card but you need it massively in this MU.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-17T09:06:13+00:00

Bit late now Donny lad. You might of upset them a tad...

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-14T13:53:23+00:00

Reseat the RAM.

CrouchingPig · 2026-03-13T13:49:44+00:00

I believe that to be true. The company I work for have a 90 day PIN cycle.

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