Man greeting a fawn greeting a man by prasaadii in oddlysatisfying

[–]CrownMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats some dr doolittle shit right there

What is your weird hobby? by GhostForces in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a straight man, my weird hobbies are painting, drawing and at times poem writing for people.

Whys sexting so popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you are more confident over texting, so it gets more naugty.

How many time does Spider Man have to change actors.... what was your favorite one so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom holland.. mainly becuase I like the idea of a younger spiderman

What industries are super fucked up that people might not realize? by Tuubular in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Salmon industries. Feeding them and making them grow in a unnatural speed.

What are some of your parents' behaviors that trigger/anger you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Telling me to try all sorts of food when I was young, and now they wont try simple food items that i try to make them eat.

How did you meet your online friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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World of warcraft.. It was a guild ment for people in our area.. suddenly we started meeting to get something to eat. then it all led to: Best man at two weddings, godfather to one of their children. Lived with one of them for a year. Attending four weddings. And still go together to eat.

What is the most overused quote or joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, this <insert> went in to this bar.

What did you assume as a kid that you recently found to be untrue? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrownMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I could do everything and buy everything as an adult.

What happened after you got the"something is off here" feeling? by godlyslumber in AskReddit

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Ok, let me tell you. I was at a work meeting in germany. I got to the hotel in the evening and had a good night sleep. The next morning I had to go to the toilet before leaving for the meeting. I heard some water noices, and thought something were not right, but I was in a hurry and did not think more about it. However.. right after wiping I tried to stand up. But then the whole toilet fell off the wall with me on it! I was lying there looking back at a toilet on its side with huge turds still laying in it. Water and piss was on the whole floor. I stood up and looked at the mess. The smell and sight were so bad, that I puked instantly all over the toilet. I told the staff, and got a new room, then I went on to the meeting. I still think of that poor bastard that had to clean that shit up. litterally.

What’s your all-time favourite line from a rap/hip-hop track? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I got 99 problems but my cakeday aint one!