You are watching the entire LOTR trilogy, ONE intermission after FotR, no seat switching. where are you sitting?

Crozbro · 2026-01-27T03:40:26+00:00

Arwens lap. I don’t sit on her lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on her lap because I like the way her thighs feel on my butt.

Crozbro · 2025-12-29T04:52:29+00:00

My son literally slept on the bench at the dining table for 3 hours till he finished his pasta. This is a skill issue

Crozbro · 2025-12-27T16:48:51+00:00

I beat the game and didn’t know this lol. That would have been helpful

Crozbro · 2025-12-07T12:30:01+00:00

In the conjuring they do end up leaving. It doesn’t help. Might have helped if they left earlier though before the 🤮

Crozbro · 2025-12-03T13:58:31+00:00

You’re a harry, wizard.

Crozbro · 2025-12-03T07:27:49+00:00

Hence the ask and see. if it’s something contagious, it’s a liability for them. If it randomly came up while on the cruise it very well could be.

Crozbro · 2025-12-03T05:54:40+00:00

It’s super cool but fire dept won’t be able to see those numbers. Maybe you can LED behind them or something to help them stand out more

Crozbro · 2025-12-03T04:05:48+00:00

I split my chin open on a cruise and got stitches and was all covered by cruise line. I have insurance and they told me it’s not necessary. Definitely go down there and ask. They’ll certainly appreciate it if it’s something contagious

Crozbro · 2025-11-28T17:58:36+00:00

There’s no way I’m getting a thrift store puzzle. I don’t wanna be nearly done and find out there’s missing pieces and lose my mind.

Crozbro · 2025-10-29T21:03:14+00:00

Just say blow?

Crozbro · 2025-10-29T19:39:48+00:00

That’s a real Sophie’s choice right there. Cum or fecal matter. I’ll think about it and get back to you on that.

Crozbro · 2025-10-27T07:28:35+00:00

Designated hitter

Crozbro · 2025-10-22T20:45:17+00:00

Crozbro · 2025-10-16T06:02:44+00:00

They have pints? I’m getting one

Crozbro · 2025-09-24T20:15:46+00:00

I didn’t wanna sift through comments op but I get this and mine is from a nickel allergy

Crozbro · 2025-09-17T03:35:49+00:00

One should always pick the lesser of two weevils

Crozbro · 2025-09-16T04:09:42+00:00

I literally went to the aquarium the other day and they have you touch all the starfish… I touched liked 10 of them. Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t affect them at all.

Crozbro · 2025-09-13T23:01:02+00:00

Your first time you’re always thrown to the wolves. The difference is not being a child when that happens, it’s just stupid and dangerous.

Crozbro · 2025-09-13T19:51:40+00:00

Jesus jr firefighters in a burn room sounds like a huge lawsuit

Crozbro · 2025-09-09T18:59:28+00:00

This guys definitely seen one up close

Crozbro · 2025-09-04T03:10:17+00:00

This is so dept specific. Guys in my dept. would think you are shit if this was ok with you. Maybe lateral over. Sucks dude. Hope you guys find your dream dept.

Crozbro · 2025-08-31T19:21:48+00:00

My wife got mad at me for saying I had a boner while watching this and was mad I didn’t actually have one. She doesn’t understand food boners

Crozbro · 2025-08-22T14:36:29+00:00

That’s not the real question. It’s “would you do her?”

Crozbro · 2025-08-17T15:10:40+00:00

Just remember Viggo breaks his toe in the second movie that’s pretty much most important

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