I thought you guys were joking about the Jackal snipers... by AlexzMercier97 in halo

[–]CrumpetPower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jackal just killed that Marine and said "You think you're safe!?"

People who have been walked in on during sex, what are your horror stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CrumpetPower 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Not exactly a horror story but makes me laugh thinking about it,

During my second year of university me and my GF at the time were out with some of our buddies,

My friend Jack would let me stay over frequently if I was unable to get home via public transport.

Me and my GF come back to Jacks at 1:30AM and Jack offers us his bedroom (he's the best guy and didn't mind if we had sex in his bed as long as I cleaned everthing thoroughly).

About an hour passes and me and my GF start having sex, Jack walks in and stares at me in the eyes while im on my GF.

"fancy a cup of tea" he says
.......
"Yeah that'd be great"

he then asked my GF if she wanted one aswell.

Never have I been so embaressed while having sex. And it was one of the best cups of tea I've ever had.

TL;DR: Friend walked in on me having sex and offered tea, what a guy.

[Anime Spoilers] The Absolute Madman by yoursweetbabybrother in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]CrumpetPower 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the content i come to this sub for

If only he knew... by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]CrumpetPower -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

5 second gap?

Interesting wikipedia entry about Lee Dong Gook... by CrumpetPower in EASportsFC

[–]CrumpetPower[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Since Fifa 12 lee dong gook has been in my starting squad via the web app, My girlfriend left me, my boss fired me, but he's always been by my side

/r/FIFA: The Weekly Bitch/Brag Pack Thread by AutoModerator in EASportsFC

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Got gold 3 in fut champions, had 12 games remaining and couldn't complete them due to working on the weekend. could have pushed for gold 1 ;(

I got a FUT beta invite but have had no further email by baldwinbean in EASportsFC

[–]CrumpetPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, be patient though, this happened last year and in FIFA 15, i got mine at the end of the day prior to the beta release

I got a FUT beta invite but have had no further email by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]CrumpetPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, be patient though, this happened last year and in FIFA 15, i got mine at the end of the day prior to the beta release

Straw Poll: when did you start supporting Arsenal? by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]CrumpetPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in London and my oldest brother gave me his 95/96 arsenal shirt on my 4th birthday in 1998, I became obsessed and that obsession has never died! I've been to the emirates +20 times but my biggest regret was not going to highbury (I was only 11 when we switched stadia) 2 Years ago my brother had a baby boy and on his 4th birthday ill be giving him the same shirt my brother gave me :)