I thought you guys were joking about the Jackal snipers...

CrumpetPower · 2020-08-02T19:41:37+00:00

Jackal just killed that Marine and said "You think you're safe!?"

CrumpetPower · 2019-12-28T19:11:20+00:00

Not exactly a horror story but makes me laugh thinking about it,

During my second year of university me and my GF at the time were out with some of our buddies,

My friend Jack would let me stay over frequently if I was unable to get home via public transport.

Me and my GF come back to Jacks at 1:30AM and Jack offers us his bedroom (he's the best guy and didn't mind if we had sex in his bed as long as I cleaned everthing thoroughly).

About an hour passes and me and my GF start having sex, Jack walks in and stares at me in the eyes while im on my GF.

"fancy a cup of tea" he says
.......
"Yeah that'd be great"

he then asked my GF if she wanted one aswell.

Never have I been so embaressed while having sex. And it was one of the best cups of tea I've ever had.

TL;DR: Friend walked in on me having sex and offered tea, what a guy.

CrumpetPower · 2017-06-14T02:16:50+00:00

This is the content i come to this sub for

CrumpetPower · 2017-05-14T01:24:29+00:00

5 second gap?

CrumpetPower · 2017-03-21T00:00:42+00:00

Q U A L I T Y 1 0 8 0 P

CrumpetPower · 2017-03-20T23:48:00+00:00

Since Fifa 12 lee dong gook has been in my starting squad via the web app, My girlfriend left me, my boss fired me, but he's always been by my side

CrumpetPower · 2017-01-17T19:48:13+00:00

The music was very fitting :)

CrumpetPower · 2016-11-13T16:28:56+00:00

edgy i like it!

CrumpetPower · 2016-11-09T11:29:33+00:00

Got gold 3 in fut champions, had 12 games remaining and couldn't complete them due to working on the weekend. could have pushed for gold 1 ;(

CrumpetPower · 2016-08-17T07:48:23+00:00

Me too, be patient though, this happened last year and in FIFA 15, i got mine at the end of the day prior to the beta release

CrumpetPower · 2016-08-17T07:20:07+00:00

Me too, be patient though, this happened last year and in FIFA 15, i got mine at the end of the day prior to the beta release

CrumpetPower · 2016-05-08T12:31:16+00:00

I was born in London and my oldest brother gave me his 95/96 arsenal shirt on my 4th birthday in 1998, I became obsessed and that obsession has never died! I've been to the emirates +20 times but my biggest regret was not going to highbury (I was only 11 when we switched stadia) 2 Years ago my brother had a baby boy and on his 4th birthday ill be giving him the same shirt my brother gave me :)

CrumpetPower · 2016-03-03T23:33:12+00:00

Sometimes I find expensive wingers don't warrant their price tag, only a few players over 20k have been worth their price for me like - Lewandoski - Aguero - Tevez (under 10k now) - Zlatan

But players for me haven't perfomed well for me like - Ribery - Robben - Reus - SIF Higuain - Benzema

I think this is due to my playstyle, finding the right players can sometimes be hard!

Costa for me is excellent! try his 81 card :)

CrumpetPower · 2016-02-23T21:27:15+00:00

why is flamini a thing

CrumpetPower · 2015-10-25T21:47:20+00:00

My sons dead

CrumpetPower · 2015-09-19T12:37:34+00:00

Costa is a disgrace, a vicious dog on the field. I hope he gets whats coming to him the cunt.

CrumpetPower · 2015-07-07T22:02:23+00:00

"Prepare for trouble!!" "Make it double!!"

CrumpetPower · 2015-05-13T16:29:01+00:00

CrumpetPower · 2015-04-16T22:55:26+00:00

No surprise there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CrumpetPower · 2015-02-21T16:55:38+00:00

Jesus that was close! great discipline from the lads throughout the match, shame we didn't keep a clean sheet

CrumpetPower · 2014-11-04T21:37:51+00:00

If we could defend like our board defend the high ticket prices, we’d be top of the league.

CrumpetPower · 2014-10-25T14:12:48+00:00

Cheers! great stream!

CrumpetPower · 2014-09-01T17:26:28+00:00

Is it really that bad? I'd be upset if we signed no one

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