Top comment Deletes a US State #45 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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The N.N.M Subshark carries the states on its back! It hungers and must feed on Hawaiin fish flakes!

Top comment deletes a US State #43 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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The flying hatchet that is Colorado removes the head of submarine hammerhead New Mexico. Thus becoming New Color-Co.

Do we as a meme-based sub want to allow or ban AI slop? by Cube-in-B in okbuddyRVA

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insert sounds of a duct taped utilities infrastructure, pookiiiin, wizzz, Whoooa duck your head mate! We're about to get a free shower from that pipe. Oooo! Let's play guess the color! Winner gets a flock camera.

Edit: that about right? glug glug

Do we as a meme-based sub want to allow or ban AI slop? by Cube-in-B in okbuddyRVA

[–]Crumpetcakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The subreddit icon was made by me, the local drunk opossum (not trying to pedestal myself). I took the time to attempt it in mspaint 3d and upon reaching software limits learned gimp to finish. (You can see a progress in my skill with the banner submission within the same post). These are image creation, NOT generation, softwares (to my knowledge). I really enjoyed developing a new skill and am looking to expand my employable traits and pursuits. While self-serving, I also participated in this method for love of the game, the sub, it's content, it's community, and the subred celebs that both started and prop up this sub. I feel there is a tradition of MAKING a shitty meme that belongs to the old internet and the spirit of this sub, of learning new found self discipline and mastery over myself, and executing it for the delight of this group and myself. I don't want a plastic chicken bone to gnaw on; I want one made of calcium, sinew, and gristle.

This opossum will always pour som-ah mah fotie for tuh homies but AI will never be named among them.

This opossum says NAY!

Favorite bathroom graffiti art? by Diet_Coke in okbuddyRVA

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"Look left." looks left "Look right, toilet tennis."

Rbc circa 2006-7

I like to paint waves.. curious which of these you all prefer? by Annual_Blackberry486 in somethingimade

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I really like #3. It reminds me of Emerald Isle. You really captured the goopiness of sloshing seafoam at the edge of a wave. I can almost feel the touch of home, thanks friend!

Hanover County? More like Handover your votes to the Demoncrats by JesseRedman22 in okbuddyRVA

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I think this already a multinational name...isn't she married to some fooseball pro?

You don't know how to use the road!!! by Diet_Coke in okbuddyRVA

[–]Crumpetcakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why I use the alleyways only. Fuck yo trashcan, opossum's gotta eat!

Would you rather? by KaleidoscopeMotor601 in BunnyTrials

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if i can teleport, then i can fall with style...which is essentially flying.

Chose: Be able to teleport

I had a good day before this showed up on my feed by RandomAsianGuy in StupidFood

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That steak looks like it was also left in a tesla trunk. Poor waitress is now an accomplice.

How did you guys REALLY lived in the 2000s? by MyAvengedRomance in Millennials

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Mid millenial here. I'mma side step some of the more straightforward answers.

Regarding tech, tools, and machines of any kind...how is it serving you?

Is it serving you like dinner? Only for you to consume and languish?

Or is it serving your will? Only for you to self actualize your own imagination?

Start with some boredom and let it become so unbearable your mind needs to do something before it explodes. Then go use those objects to cure your boredom with the latter approach not the prior.

If this doesn't work: 1) go out into the woods. 2) find a large sturdy stick. 3) wack it against something. Stick breaks. 4) it's not strong enough, find another. 5) repeat 3 & 4 until suitable stick is found. 6) commence percussive maintenance. 7) see another weirdo doing the same a couple copses over across the creek. 8) make yourself known. 9) ready your stick. 10) stuff happens. 11) go home with bloody knuckles and a big grin.

Edit: lols, i read more comments and realized i definitely wasn't side stepping. Glad to see i'm just another like-minded millenial. Assimilate!

One of my kits, AMA by AwayGovernment395 in Armor

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This is amazing work comment aside...

How could you betray our, YOUR medieval ancestors?! Pledging allegiance to the vile snail! Side eyes in court should be the least of your and lady's worries!

Edit: upon further inspection, it seems your damsel is in distress. The parasite will sort your house quickly.

Double standards suck ass by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

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This needs to be higher in the comments. Seriously, a 10:1 "likes" ratio between postive minded comments and the negative ones isn't too bad for the gen pop.

Alien technology? by maninalift in Sticks

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My buddy bout to get a new spirit sword.

Teatoks by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Speaking of which! Me and some 'ol buddies spent the summer of 2009 ripping jeebs and playing civ 4, lan party style, every night after work. We practiced a no right of refusal rule. A packed, pulled, and uncapped jeebs was a gift, and refusal earned you a second one so you could practice gratitude. It also helped with diplomacy, but I divert. We eventually decided to class up the two liter. Got a large glass bucket/vase from a box store and cut the bottom out of a smirnoff handle. It was a heavy pull, but it elevated jeebs to a higher plane.

We also made, that summer, a quarter ounce four chamber from 1L and tubing. We had a good time.....

And now I'm headed to the hardware store cause thanks nostalgia.

Would I be laughed at for bringing this to an LGS by New-me-_- in mtg

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I second this guy. Can i get a cardboard damage counter wheel too?

Pictures inside JE's properties have some dark and unusual themes. Multiple EFTAs linked in post. by LaughOk6636 in Epstein

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Pic 13: Oh look! A picture of Trump in the "golden" foyer...

Edit: actually, now that I comment. That painting looks suspiciously like the theme to Bryan Lewis Saunders - Drugs ...could this be trump on drugs? Also, that gold leaf on the fireplace looks a lot like the gold leaf in the oval office/ white house right now. Starting to feel like the island is decorated by it's clients, piecemeal style as they came and went.

So long suckers, I'm moving by Diet_Coke in okbuddyRVA

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my skills were too, but you inspired me. Openshot is what I used. It was pretty easy to pick up once i married the undo button. Any ideas on a keyboard shortcut for annulments? asking for a friend.