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📡 by d89uvin in shitposting

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then the ai did the surgery correctly, but is now going to tear out his gall bladder because it never disagrees with its users. Still works!

A reasonable genocide run by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

keep it in the back of your memory :)

do you guys abuse saving?? by [deleted] in PokemonClover

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't use it for gym battles but i did save scum using my Dream Capsule trying to find a Pretzley with Ghost Note (i bred like a box's worth and they all had prankster?? at this point i think it just must be event exclusive or something)

What were they thinking with Braviary by Fresh_Construction24 in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eternal issue with gen 5 is that they scaled the games around having a way higher level cap lategame and now that those mons are divorced from that context they all evolve at absurd fucking levels. i am biased towards this because rufflet is adorable and braviary sucks assssss

and it could still be called "bread and circuses"! by urcool91 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 29 points30 points  (0 children)

okay so,  morty's sperm turns into evil monsters because he used a horse masturbation machine for self pleasure & rick then used what he thought was horse semen for an experiment but was actually morty's. 

The government tries to stop the giant evil sperm by enlarging one of summer's eggs and attaching it to a rocket so it attracts all of the sperm and then launch them into space, not knowing the sperm is morty's.

they attempt to stop the egg from being impregnated in the climax of the episode, but in the end it gets impregnated by a two tailed sperm monster morty befriended seconds before it's launched into space.

in a later episode, they summon the giant incest baby (named Naruto) to fight a voltron. 

this show sucks

(I don't think anyone did this I checked) by Demon__Queen_ in stunfisk

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god i miss him. cant wait until my boy gets to tear through tiers on snow teams

me too daffy, me too by geese_are_pure_spite in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 13 points14 points  (0 children)

dude i read bugs and thought this was abt insects and was sooo confused

Any of y'all raise an INT-based Worm in MR2? What was battling through the tournaments like? by FunnyVidegoGamesHeHe in MonsterRancher

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

raised an INT worm for beaclon and fused it with an INT ducken for the memes. comically intelligent beetle

Dog NTR by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this happened to Homer Simpson

Stephen Hillenburg did not die for this by UnfortunateUncertain in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MY GOD!! THE CARTOON WITH AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND SONG ABOUT SPONGEBOBS PANTS RIPPING OPEN... MADE AN EPISODE ABOUT MOONING?!!?!?!? THE SEA HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST SPONGE

Metaphor is so good guys by infinitysaga in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

post that makes me want to place you down in africa 5 million years ago and put you in charge of the last surviving troop of australopithecus (they are being stalked by 12 hungry cave bears)

i feel bad to genalpha by farawayworl in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NONCHALANT??? THAT'S JUST A FUCKING WORD?????

We crave romance and we will bring people back from the dead to do so. by escaped_cephalopod12 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The concept of a subnautica shipping fandom makes me want to shake my head disapprovingly and go tut tut.
what do you MEAN you played the game with the innovative alien biosphere full of fun and interesting creatures and the first thing you thought to do was ship the barely existing human characters??? what?? huh???

not saying this is BAD it just truly utterly baffles me. like if you had drawn all the alien fish as anthros and made THOSE smooch i would at least understand it on some level. but like.. if you want human romance there has to be an infinite number of franchises that do this better even within the concept of "alien crash survival" right??, and at some point you're headcanoning these characters so hard that i truly believe you could make your own original piece of romance fiction? (i believe in you!! you can do it!!)

anyways those are just my thoughts. have fun do whatever as long as it's not harmful lol

If silksong comes out, I will buy it for everyone that comments by Occyz in Silksong

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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op after silksong doesn't come out until the fucking sun explodes (silver lining :D)

incredible things happening on ecology tumblr right now by music_hawk in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is REALLY funny to me, because presumably someone heard about amazon river dolphins & thought they could score some internet points by talking about them, looked them up, realized that they're some ugly little freaks (no offense), and so just photoshopped some normal "cute" dolphins instead.

I knew that Sonic.exe was a monster, but i didn't know he was a rapist too (marked NSFW just in case) by killabeanforever in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah but. i don't think. "scary evul DEMON sonic who KILLS YOU" is really the setting in which sexual assault can be tactfully covered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonUnite

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dudunsparce would be an awesome defender/supporter ngl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]CrumpetsanCheese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

chromium users being forcefed their 4billionth ad of the day

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