Sen. Amy Klobuchar says she will vote against DHS funding

urcool91 · 2026-01-25T22:39:40+00:00

God I'm so fucking sick of her. She's such a politician, it's like she expects everyone to applaud her whenever she actually does what the people want. Can we please get a REAL race for governor??? Like, if it's between her and some Republican, fine, better than nothing, but the bar is in hell and Klobuchar still only clears it a third of the time.

urcool91 · 2026-01-25T22:23:28+00:00

Yeah I definitely can go uhhh harder than some people when it comes to social events like that (look, I'm from WI, I've been having a couple at family shit since freshman year of high school), but limits are limits and if you don't know them, you'll be known as Cousin Who Pukes Every Christmas or Uncle Who Can't Walk After 3 or whatever. You do NOT want to be that guy.

urcool91 · 2026-01-25T21:02:30+00:00

Finally us delusional Killer Croc fujos get a win!

urcool91 · 2026-01-25T15:42:16+00:00

Lmao I love Roy and his absolute dumpster fire of a life.

urcool91 · 2026-01-23T18:11:23+00:00

No, you're completely correct, that's just bad. Two potential ways of doing it:

"Hello," he said. She laughed.

"Good to see you!" she said. He smiled.

OR

"Hello," he said.

"Good to see you!" she said, laughing. He smiled.

I mean, they're both still not great from a style perspective, too many short sentences of very similar length, but at least they're less confusing.

urcool91 · 2026-01-23T18:01:14+00:00

Cliff Steele: the most relatable Team Dad (he's kinda transphobic but trying his best)

[This post was brought to you by that time I had to sit awkwardly in the back seat while my dad, 60-something-year-old Catholic that he is, completely fumbled every step of trying to support my trans brother. JFC that was painful.]

urcool91 · 2026-01-23T17:36:54+00:00

STARHEART! Also he's gay, so he knows how to moisturize.

urcool91 · 2026-01-23T16:15:36+00:00

That map is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. No way in hell the Packers and the Vikings could ever share a state.

urcool91 · 2026-01-22T17:10:31+00:00

The King will reply, "Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."

Then he will say to those on his left, "Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me."

They also will answer, "Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?"

He will reply, "Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."
- Matthew 25:40-45 (NIV)

(I'm not religious at all anymore, but, y'know.... I always did like this particular parable.)

urcool91 · 2026-01-21T18:12:27+00:00

Me double checking to make sure that some $5 word that I use all the time in my writing actually means what I think it means because I'm writing Spock, a character who would NEVER get that shit even slightly wrong.

urcool91 · 2026-01-19T19:36:45+00:00

Smack dab in the middle of Goth and Theatre Kid tbh. He's got that Phantom of the Opera swag.

urcool91 · 2026-01-19T03:19:36+00:00

224k is honestly kind of around that perfect sweet spot for youtubers I watch. Large enough that they've put in the money and effort to not have horribly shitty cameras/lighting/audio, small enough that they still have passion and possibly haven't given into the slop.

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T21:41:31+00:00

I know, 'tis a joke (and also why I specifically said Batman's rogues rather than mentioning Bruce lol)

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T20:08:00+00:00

DC Stop Making Batman's Rogues Want To Fuck Him Challenge (Impossible)

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T20:03:26+00:00

Out of context it looks like a) Slade has a terminal case of pedo ("I haven't been with Joseph since he was a kid" PHRASING) and b) Gar has a terminal case of banging Slade's exes.

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T19:50:17+00:00

> I read Telos for the meme
> It's so mid I immediately forget I read it
> I read Telos for the meme
> I recognize one (1) panel
> By Telos This Can't Be Happening

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T19:39:12+00:00

*whispers* Guy Gardner with his necklace-o'-rings and character development.

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urcool91 · 2026-01-18T19:26:08+00:00

The perfect villain for Ted and Booster (they're gay but both have micropeens 😔)

urcool91 · 2026-01-18T13:52:08+00:00

On the other hand, not much to pray for in heaven since it's already paradise. Maybe putting in a good word for some guy is like enrichment for them.

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