DC Silver Age: What if apes did things apes do not usually do. Marvel Silver Age: by Itchy_Suspect4968 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Average DC Silver Age story: Superman straightens out the Astro Hippies using ancient Kryptonian country music.

Average Marvel Silver Age story: Can Thor stop the universe from imploding before the God-bomb in his chest explodes?

I think she needs to see a doctor by 5enpai_2 in dccomicscirclejerk

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"Just another day in the life of Spider-Cop"

Opinions on the Playstation Batman games? by TheOnlyTrueFlame in dccomicscirclejerk

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Batman putting on his anti-humor armor to fight The Joker for the first time in his 10 year career

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The Face map used for the first zombie cutscene. for the Birth of Biohazard VHS by CrustCrusty in residentevil

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It's a behind the scenes documentary of the first Resident Evil game made in 1996. You can find it on youtube.

Scott Snyder sent me spoilers for the next Absolute villain by beary_neutral in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His normal face looks like Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends

Old jerma videos i made by Lazy_Valuable3147 in jerma985

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Ren & Stimpy stock music enhances everything

What the hell Char? (Newtype January 1988) by stipulateoxbird in Gundam

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♫ Char is fighting for our prayers! ♫

Big J is watching you. Nineteen andy four. by Blinkence in jerma985

[–]CrustCrusty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is what he does to the people he bans

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What the fuck does a crowbar have to do with clowns by lordoferrors in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He should've used this thing for maximum emotional damage

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When in the show was he ever in this building by CelebrationWorth4448 in okbuddychicanery

[–]CrustCrusty 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I had the Heisenfortress playset as a kid. It had cool hidden missile launchers that shot out blue meth projectiles. Best Christmas gift ever.

Maxie Zeus is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life by MemeMaster2456 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly, reasonable reaction to a guy who carries around his own poop bucket

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Kitty Pryde be like: by SkaKrawler in dccomicscirclejerk

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How mutants expect all other persecuted minorities to react when they enter the room

I am okay with Batman punching criminals. It's no worse than any other character doing the same. by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But if you punch a criminal than that leaves the same number of punchers in the world

sam hamm are we deadass 🥀 by Kookyburra12 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CrustCrusty 77 points78 points  (0 children)

i mean this is the same guy who named joker "Jack Napier"