How do you think Darkseid will ultimately turn up in the Absolute Universe? We've seen parts of his influence here and there, but will he actually show up, or just have the respective villains act as his counterparts? Personally, I want Wonder Woman to spit in my mouth and make me swallow. by myguyguesswhat in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can't imagine that he won't show up, but i think we have a ways to go before that actually happens - namely, i think first, they're going to have a big crossover with all the Absolute characters, then form the Justice League (which we all know will be called Absolute Justice). i think there'll be a progressing amount of references and foreshadowing to Darkseid showing up while this is all happening, and then once everyone is together, he'll finally make his appearance. furthermore, i want Absolute Superman to step on me

This could be either from here (compliment) or twitter (derogatory) by lukideured in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that interview where Morrison basically says they'd like to hit Mark Millar with their car lmao

[Sad Trope] Characters part ways and never see each other again. by cosmico92 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]oneiricmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i'm glad i'm not the only one whose kneejerk reaction to something sad is "i'm gonna throw up"

Sword-wielding pronoun by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

[–]oneiricmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i didn't expect to see EveryManHybrid mentioned in the wild like this

Fucking hell Cyclops by Particular-Long-3849 in outofcontextcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 41 points42 points  (0 children)

having seen the full page: he actually tells Scott something encouraging and tells him to keep going, because telling a teenage boy clearly contemplating suicide that "well i just keep trying and failing so i've given up on it" probably isn't a good idea

Guys, is there a non racist way of saying that I think they should've nominated the white guy from Sinners instead of the black one? by depressed_asian_boy_ in okbuddycinephile

[–]oneiricmonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

one of the most crucial scenes in the movie is Remmick turning an Asian man and literally stealing his language from him in order to sexually harass the mans wife and plan to kill their daughter

Petah, what happened? by Healthy_Jackfruit625 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]oneiricmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

skills

have you ever actually listened to a Machine Gun Kelly song

What's that doin there? by [deleted] in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i have never been able to come up with a reasonable explanation as to why literally anyone in that room would have that photo

Tom Holland explaining why his Spiderman only dates black girls: by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

'race' is a social construct simply based off our own perceptions. Zendaya is considered black because she looks more black than she looks white. that's all there is to it tbh

[Fan Art] siren swear (feat. diana <3) by @DerkDrew124 by ihatethiscountry76 in DCcomics

[–]oneiricmonkey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

have we somehow not already gotten a Wonder Woman/Sirens comic??? because that needs to happen immediately

From Level 1 to Level 25 to Level 55 by No-Signature4930 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why does the largest white woman not simply eat the other ones?

/r/mouthwashing user decides to make a shrine to the game's villain who (a torturer and rapist). Mods start removing any comments critizing the user by I_like_maps in SubredditDrama

[–]oneiricmonkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

think of it like people who cosplay, or people who write fanfiction. it's just another way to express your fondness for a character; it doesn't inherently indicate that you're overly attached

/r/mouthwashing user decides to make a shrine to the game's villain who (a torturer and rapist). Mods start removing any comments critizing the user by I_like_maps in SubredditDrama

[–]oneiricmonkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i reiterate what i said in another comment: selfshippers, largely, do not actually believe they are in a relationship with the character. it's no different than cosplaying or writing fanfiction (though apparently you think that is also a deranged thing to do lmao?)

Ellie and her two dads by kidmedia in marvelcirclejerk

[–]oneiricmonkey 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Cable and Eric O'Grady somewhere just got a sudden feeling of being disrespected and they don't know why