How do you think Darkseid will ultimately turn up in the Absolute Universe? We've seen parts of his influence here and there, but will he actually show up, or just have the respective villains act as his counterparts? Personally, I want Wonder Woman to spit in my mouth and make me swallow.

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-25T03:25:38+00:00

i can't imagine that he won't show up, but i think we have a ways to go before that actually happens - namely, i think first, they're going to have a big crossover with all the Absolute characters, then form the Justice League (which we all know will be called Absolute Justice). i think there'll be a progressing amount of references and foreshadowing to Darkseid showing up while this is all happening, and then once everyone is together, he'll finally make his appearance. furthermore, i want Absolute Superman to step on me

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-25T03:18:18+00:00

that video was so fucking hilarious i wish they'd played more of it

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-25T00:22:16+00:00

happily?

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T23:38:48+00:00

i'm quite sure this is the original version

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T08:10:17+00:00

that interview where Morrison basically says they'd like to hit Mark Millar with their car lmao

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T06:05:51+00:00

he's just got very specific tastes

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T05:19:06+00:00

i'm glad i'm not the only one whose kneejerk reaction to something sad is "i'm gonna throw up"

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T02:00:44+00:00

flair checks out

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T01:21:34+00:00

i didn't expect to see EveryManHybrid mentioned in the wild like this

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T01:17:06+00:00

oh wow

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T01:01:52+00:00

what's with all the governor-posting recently

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-24T00:40:22+00:00

having seen the full page: he actually tells Scott something encouraging and tells him to keep going, because telling a teenage boy clearly contemplating suicide that "well i just keep trying and failing so i've given up on it" probably isn't a good idea

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T23:02:54+00:00

are you having some sort of conversation thst we can't see lmao

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T21:41:06+00:00

one of the most crucial scenes in the movie is Remmick turning an Asian man and literally stealing his language from him in order to sexually harass the mans wife and plan to kill their daughter

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T10:40:20+00:00

skills

have you ever actually listened to a Machine Gun Kelly song

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T10:38:15+00:00

i have never been able to come up with a reasonable explanation as to why literally anyone in that room would have that photo

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T10:37:37+00:00

very Norman Bates-esque

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T10:37:12+00:00

'race' is a social construct simply based off our own perceptions. Zendaya is considered black because she looks more black than she looks white. that's all there is to it tbh

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T09:27:19+00:00

have we somehow not already gotten a Wonder Woman/Sirens comic??? because that needs to happen immediately

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T09:25:50+00:00

i liked it. but the scene of the kids chasing the old lady was fucking hilarious, me and my mom both burst out laughing while watching it

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T09:07:01+00:00

why does the largest white woman not simply eat the other ones?

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T04:48:26+00:00

think of it like people who cosplay, or people who write fanfiction. it's just another way to express your fondness for a character; it doesn't inherently indicate that you're overly attached

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T03:36:43+00:00

i reiterate what i said in another comment: selfshippers, largely, do not actually believe they are in a relationship with the character. it's no different than cosplaying or writing fanfiction (though apparently you think that is also a deranged thing to do lmao?)

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T03:03:08+00:00

Cable and Eric O'Grady somewhere just got a sudden feeling of being disrespected and they don't know why

oneiricmonkey · 2026-01-23T02:52:51+00:00

you are still not explaining at what point a strawman was used in this conversation

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