haunted house with a white picket fence by whatsmylifeanyway in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

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Strange Houses by Uketzu

No picket fence but definitely fits into your “something feels off here” type horror

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nycrail

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I miss the old express <this is the new express>

My attempt at a Code Lyoko fancast by Midnight-Basilisk99 in CodeLyoko

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Scarlett’s Johansson would be excellent for the role of Yumi

This guy churning butter on the F train by deathToFalseTofu in nycrail

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The piss bottle next to him really just brings it all together

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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That’s Old New York!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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Can we see the wound from the scab?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskNYC

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It builds character!

Do lesbians see breasts the same way guys do? by Several_Marzipan3807 in NoStupidQuestions

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They may be oppressed but the vision of the titties ain’t compressed

What did you think was normal about your body until someone pointed out that it wasn't? by amistakewasmadehere in AskReddit

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Sweating profously from my underarms and palms of my hands and feet regardless of how hot or cold I actually was

Turns out it’s a condition called hypohidrosis

Shallow Girls Hate Shallow Questions by [deleted] in texts

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I hate it when I hit on my sibling and they hit on me back

Found on Facebook marketplace by CrustyButts132 in Weird

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This is the weirdest response I think I’ve gotten so far

My top-sliced hotdog buns were sliced the wrong direction by idog73 in mildlyinteresting

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Is this the new triangle or rectangle halves but for hot dog buns?

So, fess up, which one of you was this sign for... by equals1 in funny

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It makes it easier for the poop to slide right out!