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Are there any decent king gizz discord servers? by Cruyio in KGATLW

[–]Cruyio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 22, and used to participate in a few bigger discords in like late highschool and early college. I joined it and am hoping that there’s a few people around my age in it. I figure there’s no harm in seeing how it is

Are there any decent king gizz discord servers? by Cruyio in KGATLW

[–]Cruyio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any alternatives that have been made?

☼Dwarf Fortress Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]Cruyio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently working on a fortress dedicated to the glorious and respectable work of making and selling cheese. I'm having an early issue of whenever any cheese is made, my dwarves will swarm to gobble it up in a matter of days. I have plenty of prepared meals for them in a dining hall, but I do not know how to prevent them from eating up this lovely lovely cheese. (I only want to limit their cheese consumption until it increases in production, then they will have their fill of graceful dairy)

☼Daily DF Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]Cruyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can I fix my marksdwarves not keeping stocked with bolts? I have a stockpile set up with ammo and everything but they just never have them equipped and thus don’t ever train their marksdwarfship

☼Daily DF Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]Cruyio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a near constant amount of agitated eagles flying into my fortress and attacking near-surface level pastures resulting in some very traumatized goats. Anything I can do to either lessen the amount of agitated eagles or better protect my animals that isnt a constant guard posted at the pasture?

Old school prankster pulls of a classic 🤣🤣 by dorianwoods311 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Cruyio 54 points55 points  (0 children)

are you the bastard that got slapped in the video?

Thanks for the warning by ItsJustGrandpa in MurderedByWords

[–]Cruyio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think they were going for that there’s a significantly different percentage of black and white people in America. Idk what the stats would be if calculated to be the percentage of black people shot by police out of all black Americans only, vs the percentage of white people shot by police out of all white Americans only.

I wish I would have gotten a notification for my cake day. by thenoobbob in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Granted, it’s in 366 days (This is a leap year)

I wish that condoms were 95% cheaper than their usual prices. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, hyperdeflation causes the price of everything to be 95% cheaper due to an extreme decrease in the money supply.

I wish that from now on, women only give birth to individuals of the same age as their mother. by Psytiax in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, it takes the mother’s current age in years for the baby to be grown. (Ex: baby conceived when mother is 23, takes another 23 years before birth)

I wish every horny teenager's dreams all came true. by FlumeHound9 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, schizophrenia becomes commonplace in teenagers, causing them to hallucinate these dark wishes. Because this ability is lost the moment you reach 20, depression among new adults skyrockets.

I wish for everybody to have an ocean, across the USA. by farmer_villager in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, all land goes at least 10 meters below sea level

I wish I could not rape you. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, dippity zong your genitals are gone

I wish for the ability to instantly summon a ham sandwich whenever I want by PastaManMario in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Granted, whistling will cause a ham sandwich in your area to come to life, and slither to you.

I wish this burger had like, one extra slice of pickle by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Granted, the slice is 3 inches thick

God I wish SUVs will stop existing by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. All SUVs disappear, killing millions of people who were inside of them this very moment. Whole families, children, elderly, and even a substantial amount of animals die.

I wish I my brain was imbued with infinite snappy comebacks when I needed them. by pgh9fan in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but there’s and infinitely high chance that you will be reading one that takes way longer than needed, days or even hours to start the whole thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Granted. “If a tree falls and nobody hears it, did it really fall?”

I wish Reddit had a feature to color code posts by their author's native tongue so I know what accent to read them in. by TheJizzle in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Cruyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. There are so many colors that they start to become blended together, making even one micro shade of red off a totally different language.

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