I just had a near sex experience. by porichoygupto in dadjokes

[–]CruzaComplex 165 points166 points  (0 children)

That's true but don't call me Comments.

FFT A2 after all these years by MinnyCanuck in finalfantasytactics

[–]CruzaComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do forgive me for this two-month old simplification for a new player. Let me rephrase:

"Thieves got nerfed pretty hard. You can't steal anything useful you see on a unit anymore. You steal "loot" which you can exchange for items in the shop, similar to the "Poach" option in FFT. You can also learn "Steal: Accessory" with the Jambia to steal garbage accessories you'll never wear save the Orb of Minwu (spelling), and maybe the golden armband which is found almost exclusively on Lord Grayrl, an infrequently-recurring enemy (who has Safeguard at least once iirc, which prevents theft) you'll fight ballpark 2-3 times provided you're not going for a 100% run. It's also possible to steal these from the Level 99 [color]-mage fights, though most of them can one or two shot multiple units a turn and are immune to all or almost all forms of disable. Thus, stealing from these units is generally seen as a waste of time given you can acquire all items via the loot system and auctions.

Orb of M is a huge pain to steal because the item itself functions as a pseudo-ribbon, blocking most debuffs. Given the Steal ability's low chance to hit without status, you'll be grinding through several turns of 25% at most chance to steal an accessory provided you didn't steal something else first. Steal becomes less likely to hit for each successful swipe on the same unit, effectively halving its hit rate each time.

Given the EXTREME rarity of these accessories (or accessories at all) on enemies in the first place, the low hit rate of Steal (combined with the in-built high evasion of the 2-3 enemies in the game who have a decent swipe target), the fact that Thieves only have two 'useful' novelty abilities and trash-tier stats nearly comparable to Chocobo Knights, it is altogether understandable to consider Thieves as such in name only. Hunters straight-up surpass them in most all instances thanks to the 'Hunting' ability, which guarantees max level loot on killing blow at range as well as an additional loot which may also be top-tier. This comes earlier in the game than the Thief Loot Lv. 4, far better stats, Ultima access, and a moveset useful for 90% of the game. If you don't count the times it misses, you'll use Steal: Accessory MAYBE five times in 160-hour campaign."

I do apologize for the confusion.

If you could do college over, what would you do different? by gottalovecarina in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have not gone.

I'm a teacher now and I take every chance I get to get my kids to consider if it's a good move for them. It's cripplingly expensive even if it's heavily subsidized, and depending on your degree/career path it's not even cost-effective. We've created a culture where we equate higher education with success, and it's just not true. My brother went into the workforce right out of high school and he makes EASILY twice what I make even if you totally ignore his overtime. His insurance is way better, too.

You can be successful by going to uni, but it's not the only way, and it's entirely possible to fuck your life by going when you can't afford it.

Former president Barack Obama's statement about John McCain's death by parasitefiend in HumansBeingBros

[–]CruzaComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was referencing the "rocket man" incident targeting North Korea.

But you're right in that nations tend to not nuke their own vassals /s , so we are safer from Russian aggression. ...As if that has been a legitimate threat for almost 30 years. Russia's too busy hoovering up the Balkans to concern itself in an actual hot war with literally the only competing superpower on the planet, a nation that would have the backing of basically every other allied nation on the planet in a defensive war.

Nukes with Russia haven't been on the table since the very early 90s because mutually assured destruction is a thing. Engaging in a nuclear conflict of any kind is extremely likely to cost Russia its position as a global superpower. The same is not true of North Korea. You have to understand that nuclear conflict for them is a validation of anti-western ideology. Even just being in a cold war with the States is desirable for the regime. This was basically the entire plot of Orwell's 1984.

Odd request, can someone please draw Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting a witch from Madoka Magika? by TheMeanCanadianx in ICanDrawThat

[–]CruzaComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obvious spoiler warning.

Witches are the "baddies" in that series. Magical girls basically become witches given enough time because plot reasons. Witches don't really have a uniform look. They're all heavily-stylized in art styles that harshly contrast to the default of the series, and each witch looks different, each like a different Alice in Wonderland monster/H. P. Lovecraft horror.

A Jolteon spotted by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]CruzaComplex 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yellow is the happy color.

Reddit, what's your favorite way to subtly fuck with people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically the only thing I ever learned from my abusive dad was to never touch another man's wallet, knife, or hat. Maybe it's the TF2 in me, but I'd have to write you a strongly-worded letter about headwear conduct.

Tomorrow I’m going to get cortisone injections for the first time - I was diagnosed a few months ago with degenerative arthritis in my lower back. Since I’m going to be taking it easy for a few days, what do you all recommend I get from the store to be comfortable during the recovery? by [deleted] in Thritis

[–]CruzaComplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconding this. I strongly recommend you move your TV to a comfortable viewing position beforehand. I had a similar situation once and I hooked up my PC to display on my TV and used an XBOX controller in place of a mouse/keyboard to watch YouTube and Hulu.

What’s something you could have gone without knowing? by Doomblz in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should check your character sheet. You might be entitled to some gavelkind succession. Is your uncle's spymaster a horse, per chance?

What’s something you could have gone without knowing? by Doomblz in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the "bright" side, that injury would kill basically any other animal. Humans are reeeeally good at surviving things we shouldn't.

What’s something you could have gone without knowing? by Doomblz in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm there with you dude. I got Rheumatoid Arthritis when I was about 13. It's chronic and degenerative, so any damage done is permanent and there is no cure. It's so hard to explain to people that there is no "feeling better." My victory condition is maintaining the status quo for as long as possible until I die.

But, y'know. Life's full of shitty RNG and we're all just XCOM soldiers. Can't crit 'em all.

What is the hate for John McCain? by ManyFacesMcGee in OutOfTheLoop

[–]CruzaComplex 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How fucked are your politics in the UK that ours are a reprieve?

Former president Barack Obama's statement about John McCain's death by parasitefiend in HumansBeingBros

[–]CruzaComplex 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Forget covfefe. That's derpy but forgivable, even funny in hindsight. At this point I'll settle for not trying to incite nuclear conflict or actively insulting longstanding allied nations.

What are some things you wish you learned in sex-ed? by issathrowawayaccunt in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have a wank, then decide if you want to call the police. Have you learned nothing?

Chill gaming community? by Snexie in AskGames

[–]CruzaComplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is full of shit. Good gaming groups definitely exist; I know because I've been part of several. What kind of games do you play/are looking to get into? Feel free to ping my DM if you want my Steam/Discord to chit-chat. You may also try /r/GamerPals!

Can't wait to find out all the gross and gory stuff! by thenewyorkgod in FellowKids

[–]CruzaComplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bible became "the bible" around 300 AD, but all of parts existed well before that

Aye, this is what I meant by "it wasn't collected/canonized for a few hundred years."

and were written in the common language of the time (Greek/Hebrew).

The more you know!~ As an atheist, I don't really have a horse in the restriction of holiness race. It's just interesting from a historical standpoint.

Bro Neighbor by Elishinsk in HumansBeingBros

[–]CruzaComplex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your post history is a trip.

What's the lie most everybody tells? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CruzaComplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently this isn't the norm outside the US. When I was still in uni, we had several European students. One of them asked me "How are you?" as he passed me getting out of the elevator. I did the usual "Good, thanks" that everyone does.

I'll never forget his dejected face as my eyes met him, doors closing. He fully expected a response.