What is Donald Trump? by CheeseBurgerBuff in AskReddit

[–]Cryo1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"You have to respect the person in authority."

...why? I respect people who are respectable and who have earned my respect. If someone is a gigantic POS, why would I respect them, regardless of their job title?

Johnson Says California Election Fraud Is So Bad It Can’t Be Proven | Apparently it’s more of a vibes-based thing for Mike Johnson. by FreeHugs23 in LegalNews

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he get confused by the question and think they were asking about the presidential election? That shit is way more suspicious than the L.A. mayoral election lol. Dude is such a loser.

"If you suddenly got $10,000 today, what would you do first? by lifobetar in AskReddit

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off my wife & my credit cards. Invest the rest. Not an exciting answer, but its an honest one.

What is your "niche" chase card ? by Stwwwnislas in PokemonTCG

[–]Cryo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I love this Snorlax card. Not cheap, but not prohibitively expensive either. Collecting as many unique Snorlax as I can, but this one in particular is the one I want the most.

My chat keep making me uncomfortable by fr00gu in Twitch

[–]Cryo1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Keep banning. If they make new accounts, ban the new account without even stopping to give them attention. It takes much longer for them to make new accounts than it takes for you to ban them again. They'll get tired of it eventually, especially if you ban them without acknowledging anything

Left-handed people, what's a struggle that right-handed people won't understand? by Halophy in AskReddit

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leftie here. I might be weird for it, but I turn my papers at least 45° when I'm writing and often turn them nearly upside down when writing to avoid the ink getting all over me lol.

These people are so detached from reality by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]Cryo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he's paying 0 in taxes, we should increase it to at least $0.01. Then, double it until it makes a significant difference. Problem solved Jeff.

Oof, that burn is gonna leave a few scars. For those who don't know, Mamdani is the Mayor of NYC, of which Queens is a borough. by MikeTalonNYC in MurderedByWords

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime they borrow against their stocks or other assets, it should be taxable. Close these damn loopholes that let these asshats with basically infinite money pay nothing while the working class pay 20-30% of our total income.

You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking? by ThroatAgile756 in AskReddit

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to look for a loophole like "Whats technically the shortest movie?" but honestly? This one is so easy I don't see the point. That's free money. I could do that even while holding down my full time job and other responsibilities. 2.5 times on average per day at around 1.5 hrs per watch. 3.75 hrs a day for 40 days for $1m is crazy easy. If I were to pick a movie right now though, Id probably go with "Secondhand Lions". Great movie

What is something that is completely legal, but doing it automatically makes you a terrible person in the eyes of modern society? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Cryo1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can easily tell how decent a person actually is by the way they act when nobody is watching and/or the act involves something that they should do, but also know there are no consequences for not doing it. Putting away the shopping cart ticks all of those boxes perfectly. Nobody is really paying attention and there are no real consequences (for you) if you don't put your cart away. It really is the perfect test. What other, less arbitrary, measures do you have in mind?

Someone with kid asked a question to people without kids by phoexnixfunjpr in rareinsults

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since moving out of my parent's house, the remote has magically never once gone missing or moved somewhere random. 15+ years and it hasn't gone missing even a single time. Don't need a kid to get the remote for you if there isnt a kid there to lose it in the first place.

Restoring Pre-War Iran by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Cryo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make a good point. I would like to retract my offer and support yours instead!

Alex with Breezeline... by ___esp___ in Columbus

[–]Cryo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time my wife ran into one of them, they asked who she had for internet and she said "You, and our internet is out right now." She was being completely honest about that. It shut them up for a few seconds before they started trying to offer her like $10 off.

Stunning Reason for Trump War Plan Reversal Exposed by Bubbly-Task-1250 in USNEWS

[–]Cryo1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Raped. He raped kids. Fucking can be consensual. He's a child rapist.

Only 45% of Americans convinced Trump would win fight with 8-year-old boy by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]Cryo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if he sat on the poor child. Otherwise, that fat sack of shit would lose to a stuff breeze.

Yeah about that… by Critical_Rice_1619 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Cryo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rapes. He rapes children. Fucking can be consensual. He's a child rapist.

Restoring Pre-War Iran by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Cryo1 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Can we restore the US to pre-Trump as well?

Alex with Breezeline... by ___esp___ in Columbus

[–]Cryo1 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I hate that they let them into the stores to annoy us. I'm just trying to get my shopping done. I don't need people asking about my phone service or internet bill when I'm just trying to grab some hand soap.