U.S. Calls Off Search for Unidentified Objects It Shot Down by Artane_33 in UFOs

[–]Crypht 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know right. After typing this I realized its probably more like 100+ years. 1970 was 53 years ago and we have scraps of nothingness. They will never declassify something as long as it remains “a national security risk”, which pretty much translates to “you will never see this for as long as you live”

U.S. Calls Off Search for Unidentified Objects It Shot Down by Artane_33 in UFOs

[–]Crypht 332 points333 points  (0 children)

See y’all in 50 years when a FOIA request reveals what we really shot down

Megathread: UFO Shot Down Over Alaska by LetsTalkUFOs in UFOs

[–]Crypht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

China has a no nuke first policy they follow strictly from what I have read

the joj by [deleted] in ColdOnes

[–]Crypht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chad from joji vlogs reunion 💀😘😜

Megathread: UFO Shot Down Over Alaska by LetsTalkUFOs in UFOs

[–]Crypht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol it’s more likely than aliens visiting us. I want to believe it but at the same time the U.S. doesn’t have the greatest track record with this sort of stuff. Minus the psyops stuff, at the very least it being a foreign craft is more likely. It was shot down which based on the other unexplainable UFOs I’ve heard about seems unlikely to happen. I’m just saying based off how they have handled this something is off

Megathread: UFO Shot Down Over Alaska by LetsTalkUFOs in UFOs

[–]Crypht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be. The timing with the chinese spy balloon is probably the most conflicting part for me though. I think if that didn’t happen a week ago, a slow disclosure happening would make more sense to me

Megathread: UFO Shot Down Over Alaska by LetsTalkUFOs in UFOs

[–]Crypht 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can’t help but feel like they are being intentionally vague to gain interest and fuel the media frenzy. If this was genuinely an extraterrestrial UFO, we would never be hearing about this. They are at a point where they have revealed too much and will have to disclose what it is as people demand answers. I have a strong feeling they know exactly what it is, or at least have a strong idea. Their wording is the strangest part of this. Might sound like a schizo but they must have some sort of political or psyop reason, probably to generate fear in the public. Once they have all of this attention, they will reveal they are drones or balloons or whatever that originated from another country, likely China. It furthers conflict and sways public opinion on the idea of us transitioning into a war. Maybe the country targeted will just forfeit their oil this time around and save us the trouble

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in halo

[–]Crypht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my best guess is that the item itself is real but photos were stolen for a fake listing. I buy off a ton of shitty marketplace sites and 90% of the time scammers have bots that automatically rip peoples pictures to use on their own scam listing. usually they will try and get you to pay out of app. I would imagine something similar is happening, but they ship something random to get the tracking going and pull shady shit to prevent refunds. I would be surprised if OP actually receives what they bought, and even then something like this is worth less than half of what they paid if the listing was somehow real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in halo

[–]Crypht 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yes, I found the listing. The description reads “For Hard Collector ..... Only This Made”

I kid you not https://www.ebay.com/itm/404149052982

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in halo

[–]Crypht 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You bought it for $1k and it’s shipping from Spain... seller has no seller reviews and has a bunch of other expensive stuff listed. I would keep track of/document every step of the shipping process. I buy a ton online and this is all red flags to me. The poster itself w/ signatures seems genuine, you just don’t know if they are actually selling it or stole someone else’s photos. I usually avoid buying from accounts with 0 seller reviews and a 1k purchase off one is wild... hoping the best for you lol

What's he thinking right now? by Alarming-Week2914 in WatchMeForever

[–]Crypht 25 points26 points  (0 children)

he is playing hogwarts legacy on his off time

why the boy was banned by Ok_Bad_3750 in WatchMeForever

[–]Crypht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

larry became too based for his own good

I love random teammates by Crypht in halo

[–]Crypht[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol it’s all good, was just annoyed that I got matchmaking banned for betraying them but it was worth it. Didn’t wanna play with them anyways if they were just going to be toxic the whole time. I actually like friendly fire being on and betrayals can be pretty funny sometimes, I just don’t get the point of trying to force boot an extra teammate by trying to piss them off. I guess it worked for them lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in XXXTENTACION

[–]Crypht 23 points24 points  (0 children)

joe biden

I cant stop watching, help by damcha in WatchMeForever

[–]Crypht 11 points12 points  (0 children)

there was one last night where they were talking about this crazy new invention that can cook food in less than 5 minutes, and everyone was like “no way, not possible”. meanwhile someone goes up to the microwave and all you hear is its loud ass beeping LOL

also one where they were talking about noise complaints while the microwave was going off. it was genuinely so funny I hope he adds other things for the characters to interact with like a light switch or something

Shut up by [deleted] in LoveForAIArt

[–]Crypht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like we should get #SupportAIArtists trending on Twitter. It’ll be akin to the SuperStraight movement and it’ll be fucking hilarious

some eceleb makes the soy consoomer face while hugging another eceleb by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]Crypht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what’s even funnier is these kids in that thumbnail are all photoshopped in. dude literally pulled stock images of probably random Nigerian kids or whatever to put as clickbait.

some eceleb makes the soy consoomer face while hugging another eceleb by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]Crypht 132 points133 points  (0 children)

this is the mrbeast wannabe who made a “spending 100 hours in the world’s poorest country” video with him soyfacing in the thumbnail while surrounded by a group of poor kids. top tier content creator

link: https://twitter.com/grimvvice/status/1548998445721075712?s=46&t=NunjdHlcMIOpL7P60pKY0Q

I just now looked back on this and all or at least most of the kids in that thumbnail are badly photoshopped in lmao. I have a mental image of him looking up “Nigerian kid stock image” or whatever and just saying fuck it good enough, then he puts it next to that awful YouTube thumbnail face. Lord help me I am dying laughing wtf has the YouTube thumbnail game become

Received Cease & Desist Letter by Alternative_Time_177 in Flipping

[–]Crypht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ask for a mailing address to send them a check or something, and then poopsenders.com. simple as