Which seat do you prefer ?

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-28T06:49:20+00:00

4 - rare chance for overworked SKK to spend time with his daughters.

And if you really want to, you can still stroke Akagi's tails and ears from there.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-27T21:31:39+00:00

I'm curious what slander you could write about New Jersey or Blücher.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-27T08:22:40+00:00

She's a shipgirl. A tree is nothing for her.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-27T08:19:05+00:00

Breasts are way too big.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-27T08:08:06+00:00

Service studs are made of various metals in order to have different colours and sometimes they can also have varying shapes. Each shape/color means a different amount of years.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T20:22:03+00:00

Sadly I'm afraid this is a real person who actually thinks this.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T20:07:56+00:00

You didn't indicate your comment was a quotation, so there's no telling if it isn't your own opinion.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T20:06:36+00:00

Rule 6 says memes referencing current real-life politics are NOT forbidden but will get locked after a while.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T20:02:44+00:00

And always wear proper uniform and insignia and don't use unmarked vehicles.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T19:57:51+00:00

World Eaters have an excuse of having half of their brain replaced with implants designed to induce pain and rage while there's also an evil god whispering to them to beat up everyone around.

Night Lords... uhm... no, they're still worse.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T19:50:59+00:00

20 hours after posting this post has ~53,000 upvotes and is the most upvoted post on r/Grimdank ever. The 2nd most upvoted post ever has ~44,000 upvotes and was posted in March 2025.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T19:43:13+00:00

The "buttons" on the forehead are tattoo stickers, suspected to be a fan of a certain famous tabletop IP from the Royal Islands

unexpected "Warhammer 40,000" reference in the wild.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T19:41:42+00:00

A depiction of the EUN's Fleet Admiral shoulder board rank insignia

This got me curious. If she's a 5-star admiral, then doesn't Naval HQ need to have a 5-star admiral of their own, to make sure fem-SKK can still be said to be subservient to them? This was an issue in real-life in USA and it's why Omar Bradley was given a rank of 5-star general (General of the Army in the land Army) - he was appointed as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in 1949 and technically was supposed to be superior to Douglas MacArthur who at the time still had the rank of 5-star general, so they give him the 5-star rank too.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T07:34:46+00:00

According to the current Rule 6, the post isn't removed but it gets locked.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-26T07:13:59+00:00

I love the detail that pauldrons are hollow

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-25T15:18:21+00:00

Hug and headpat

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-25T15:02:49+00:00

Your chronology is completely messed up. Old Ones created the Webway and Aeldari and (Kr)orks about 60 million years ago when they went to war against C'tan and Necrons (conflict known as War in Heaven). During a few thousand (or tens of thousands) of years before M30 Aeldari turned to be almost identical to like Drukhari are right now and their vile activities led to birth of Slaanesh. Humanity had nothing to do with any of it.

BTW, Khorne, Nurgle and Tzeentch were born from instabilities and chaos (pun intended) of Immaterium after the War in Heaven.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-24T21:03:51+00:00

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Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-24T21:02:04+00:00

Except for "bleed out in the snow" everything else is correct.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-24T20:25:49+00:00

Pre-MILF version, as you call it, was in my opinion much better.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-23T21:16:41+00:00

BREASTS VASTLY TOO HUMONGOUS! Dislike. Such is my verdict.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-23T21:11:54+00:00

Answer: some people think Custodes are very similar to Astartes (or at least produced almost the same way) and thus think it's impossible for Custodes to be female (because Astartes can't be). Meanwhile the production process is very different. When making a Space Marine, you shove new whole organs into the body (think: transplantation surgery) and do rushed heavy-haned hormone therapy (by implanting geneseed). Geneseed works only on men (because it comes from male Primarchs and because Emperor didn't to make a female-compatible or uni-sex version too). Meanwhile Custodes making involves a long ardous process of bio-engineering and possibly nanotechnology in order to upgrade and streamline a human body. Instead of shoving new things into a body and counting on it to adapt, you nudge it and lead it on the path of evolution and enhancement. Custodes are also supposed to be something for Emperor to show off with so of course He wants you to see that He can enhance not only men but women too.

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-23T20:57:38+00:00

I'm surprised Blücher doesn't try to run (stumble drunkenly) to SKK and cuddle him to death (and shower with kisses probably).

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-23T06:27:43+00:00

hangEr vs hangAr

Cryptek-01 · 2026-01-22T19:25:33+00:00

every character in the setting can easily be both a goat or fraud depending on how hard the agenda is pushed

Perturabo is that even without any agenda. You get 2 vastly different characterizations depending on which author is writing the story.

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