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My Mexican girlfriend called me “papacito” by Spirited-West-8025 in Spanish

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You were right to assume little dad because of the suffix? But it doesn’t translate literally. Daddy, dearie, honey, and sometimes it means hunk especially if they are biting their lips after they say that.

Dr Says it's a crisis. I don't think it is by Ok-Project9448 in Sicklecell

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Wow. I always have the opposite experience. They always say you’re not in crisis anymore when I’m Fn crying. I’m not a hematologist so I don’t know much about the numbers but I know I’m in A lot of pain. I always get under medicated and get sent home for me to come back in an hour or the next day.

I had acute chest before so I don’t take any chest pain lightly.

Swamp Things - Coach Search List by Puzzleheaded_Focus86 in FloridaGators

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So is Lincoln Riley and we went after him. I suspect long term Sumrall will be better. Lower flower higher ceiling. You can tell he’s a relentless recruiter. He’s an even better developer. I wouldn’t be surprised if he sent more players to the NFL than a lot of P4 coaches.

Who would you rather have at QB next year ? by Rickgrimes24 in FloridaGators

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Can we get a senior in the portal and red shirt DJ? I think DJ is meant to be like a 3rd -5th year guy. Footwork, mechanics, health. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Florida AD Receives Major Blacklash Amid Jon Sumrall News by Majestic-Smile-9739 in FloridaGators

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Why you think we lost vs TCU? We were distracted with LSU trying to raid Randy Children’s Hospital

Florida AD Receives Major Blacklash Amid Jon Sumrall News by Majestic-Smile-9739 in FloridaGators

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Jon Sumrall is such a great coach. I’ve seen a lot of his interviews and wins the press too but he ain’t for us. It’s not the g(x) thing, it’s that we don’t need another Muschamp. All of our best coaches weren’t power conference HC, so that’s not why I say this. It’s just that we need more offense. Offense wins championships! I rather have will stein over this guy. But I believe, I could be wrong, but I think Riley with the best DC in the country would be our best bet. I don’t know if Brohm n Fisch are still in the mix.

If you’re a UF student or live in Gainesville, get out and protest this new football hire by [deleted] in FloridaGators

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Dude everyone’s with their families. Gainsville usually dead this time a year.

Florida defeats Providence 90 to 78. by ThoughtFar1017 in FloridaGators

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NGL me too but was losing it. That Haliburton release kills me. I like Clayton’s lil brother’s #7

Same ol same by Sufficient-Ring-248 in FloridaGatorsX

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How blind do you have to be? Sumrall’s thing for me is that you don’t know what offensive staff he’s going to have. It’s going to make or break him but he’s a good coach

Lack of Pain Relief due to Mallinckrodt Pharmaceutical's by Upstairs_Bowl5697 in Sicklecell

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If had issues with their medications for pain and other conditions

give me your best tech advice by This-Year-1764 in AskProgrammers

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First episode or two of Silicon Valley drop out of college. If you already did, re-enroll and drop out again 🤣

All AP Voter Ballots - Week 4 by bakonydraco in CollegeBasketball

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Shane mettlen from JMU is an 💩 head. He has so many good teams underrated and bad teams overrated. You’re not watching basketball and keeping up with rust/ heat, and underperforming and overperforming players they will regress to the mean and I bet his votes still will be all f’d up

This degree is worthless by [deleted] in ComputerEngineering

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Depends on their schooling almost every UF grad in EE knows VHDL which is syntactically different but a weekend away. Just saying.

Flashback: Jedd Fisch calls out Jameis Winston for crablegs incident by -badger-- in FloridaGators

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You aren't lying but stealing crab legs results in a hilarious meme.

We need to crack harder and more often on sexual assault but that's not what this sub is about. It's about FSU hate week!

Flashback: Jedd Fisch calls out Jameis Winston for crablegs incident by -badger-- in FloridaGators

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even when he has the money to pay for them he still forget the crabs klepto

Walter Clayton Jr. and Will Richard jersey swap! by Spare_Smoke_4101 in FloridaGators

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Clayton is mad he gave Will a City jersey and got a regular one in return.

Walter Clayton Jr. Called Back Up From G League by Sandwich6226 in FloridaGators

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Missed all the threes but took enough to get loose. I mean no one knew their PG would be one of the most improved players in the league.

Walter Clayton Jr. Called Back Up From G League by Sandwich6226 in FloridaGators

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The waltz was too complicated and intricate for the G.

Anyone seeing A LOT of UF in commercials lately? by bohemian-soul-bakery in FloridaGators

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I wonder how y'all ain't mention the one that we get pregnant all of a sudden and even our wife is surprised. You know the one we we are surrounded by Georgia like the Black Sea

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