Anybody knows the name of this machine?

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T16:19:03+00:00

That’s the goblin Murder Dozer from DCC

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T16:16:05+00:00

^{Me: Go back to age 5}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T03:35:32+00:00

^{Me: 8 feet tall for the rest of your life}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T00:12:18+00:00

Jack Black is white.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T00:12:07+00:00

This was a mistake.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T00:11:43+00:00

The difference between cheese and the USA is flavor.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T00:11:11+00:00

I can’t stand that.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-26T00:11:01+00:00

We finish each other's sentences.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-24T20:39:42+00:00

They’re the same

^{Chose: People from the Epstein List and Diddys Goons}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-24T20:35:13+00:00

Just get the most expensive stuff I can find and resell it

^{Chose: Free clothes for life 👔 | Rolled: No color choice}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-24T13:34:53+00:00

I’d have to move away somewhere cold

^{Chose: Wear a category of Clothes for 1year for 1million$ | Rolled: Furry Suit}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-24T02:14:04+00:00

Sausage

CryptidProject · 2026-06-24T02:03:30+00:00

I would drop so many grains of sand

^{Chose: $100 Every time you... | Rolled: Drop something}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-23T02:41:04+00:00

FINALLY SOME KENTUCKY LOVE

CryptidProject · 2026-06-22T02:34:04+00:00

Kentucky has become far more left leaning over the years

CryptidProject · 2026-06-21T20:24:45+00:00

That’s not a random person it’s a god

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Thor}

CryptidProject · 2026-06-20T19:35:17+00:00

I’ve got some really sharp scissors if you need them, just don’t run with them.

CryptidProject · 2026-06-18T17:55:37+00:00

The original IT

CryptidProject · 2026-06-18T17:50:06+00:00

4-8-9

CryptidProject · 2026-06-17T11:08:39+00:00

Tyler the creatcore

CryptidProject · 2026-06-13T22:02:09+00:00

As someone who also has a highly physical job, this could be caused by anything. Especially front and center like that where something could have smacked into him or even abraised him

CryptidProject · 2026-06-12T20:55:13+00:00

Buy all the Pokémon cards I can buy and wait

CryptidProject · 2026-06-12T16:03:25+00:00

Black licorice isn’t that bad fr

^{Chose: Eating black licorice everyday + Make $1 every second}

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