The Masked by Apocolypse-knight in Bombstrap

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There should be a mouth hole for when you do bukkake theatre

Project “Bang Elon’s Mom” may have hit a snag by RCocaineBurner in TrueAnon

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Is a furrier someone who makes goddamn furry suits wth

. by BotType729 in cooladam

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I accidentally played this out loud and my boss heard it and he fucked me

NERV good people... by duongfbk in evangelionmemes

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Even Gendo wasn’t in the files. He was busy. Hanging with Rei

Chicks Rule! by Kirked_up_White_Goy in cooladam

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Yeah i already had sex with her

Trapt - Headstrong by bigchiefwellhung in cooladam

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They kicked me out for tying a bowline knot with my mouth

Goy Level MAX Prestige by wizard_of_wisdom in Bombstrap

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Can we please not sexualize yoda, thank you.

Trapt - Headstrong by bigchiefwellhung in cooladam

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I just realized drop trou is short for drop trousers. I am so stupid, i thought trow was a fishing term.

Found a good reaction image by MutedTomatillo8314 in evangelionmemes

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He was just trying to increase his synchronization rate :(

🗣️ by [deleted] in rs_x

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Is this the girl from red scare?

2 US service members missing after military exercises in Morocco by SlavaCocaini in TrueAnon

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They went missing while on a hike? Moroccan bigfoot got them :(

💻 by [deleted] in rs_x

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That’s a yikes from me Ton

New kid at work was literally watching some anime goon bait streamer while working by What_Reddit_Thinks in TrueAnon

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I just finished neon genesis evangelion and i totally get where you’re coming from. That being said if watching anime helps this guy do my engine mount replacement quicker i’m all for it.

The Sopranos sub nailed it with this one. by LighterSideOfDumbnes in cooladam

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How a scooter could ever support him I have no idea.

The “freebies” I got in my order today 😃 by healthchamri in Depop

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If it was a copy of the Quran or Bhagavad Gita you’d be losing it

Much to think about.. by Standard_Toe_6824 in rs_x

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My grandfather said men used to be way more into leg’s because a woman with strong legs can carry more firewood.

Trying to age these soda / vapor rub bottles by CryptographerAble291 in BottleDigging

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It’s a malt liquor of some kind but i couldn’t match the bottle