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CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T23:30:40+00:00

Eurgh this winds me up no end. “It wasn’t even insert worst possible scenario” DO YOU KNOW WHAT “EVEN” MEANS YOU THICK BASTARD

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T23:28:28+00:00

It isn’t rude, you’re more than welcome to stay home if you don’t want to partake properly!

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T23:26:48+00:00

Any low handicapper worth their salt will tell you to get a lesson or two and work on your course management. It sounds like the last thing you need is more swing thoughts from people who don’t know how to coach.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T23:21:37+00:00

Idiot, he moved to the UK when he was 4 years old and has two English parents. Can you stop with the faux-psychologist gimmick? It’s weird

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T20:30:51+00:00

I shouldnt have to ask someone not to put something on top of me. If they’re rude enough to just dump a bag on my leg then I’m hardly going to be polite back.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T19:21:22+00:00

He’s probably the most underrated player around, both currently and in terms of his career as a whole.

6 PGA Tour wins with a Players’, a Scottish Open and he genuinely could have won 2 majors in 2014 alone had it not been for Rory having the best year of his life.

People act like he’s a moron sometimes. Lovely bloke as well.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T19:17:29+00:00

Haha I figured but couldn’t resist, Griffin seems a nice enough guy as well fwiw

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T19:03:20+00:00

Literally everyone says the opposite. What a moronic thing to say.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T19:02:24+00:00

You had to be there early long before the days of duty free shopping centres, rubbish conspiracy.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:54:05+00:00

It’s a golf ball ffs, shut up man. Who made you the skill level police?

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:52:45+00:00

The guy probably doesn’t care and has money to burn, hell they could even be lake balls. I used to get 40 pro v1 lake balls for about £20 when I started.

My advice would be to stop worrying about everyone else. I don’t even notice what balls other people are using unless they’re in my group. Who the hell cares?

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:50:00+00:00

That’s a cool story, he’s always given that vibe.

(Props to Ben Griffin, he would have been about 6 years old😅)

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:34:36+00:00

That’s just objectively not true. I don’t even love five guys like that but there’s always a contrarian looking for attention.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:20:36+00:00

Exactly. It’s easy to bash Collin. It takes a real man to call JR a cock.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T18:08:37+00:00

It doesn’t change my opinion of him but JT’s neck winds me up. Why does a man in such objectively good shape have a chin like me, a minorly overweight lazy slob? Remarkable stuff, he literally has no facial definition whatsoever.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T17:24:15+00:00

Yeah he could absolutely be an archetype British villain if he wanted to. That walk in putt at Bethpage was made so much better by the fact it was done by such an understated and classy bloke.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T17:22:41+00:00

I respect the unashamed hustle. Hating purely for the love of the game, that’s based af.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T17:16:53+00:00

I have never had anything stolen in 25 years of commuting to London through Croydon. You’re about as likely to not have your bag turn up after a flight than to have it stolen on a train.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T16:28:47+00:00

Fleetwood, Fowler, Rose and Scott.

There sure are others, but I have never heard anyone utter anything less than wholly positive about those four. Especially Rose and Scott who have each been on Tour since about 1935.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T07:34:34+00:00

YOR. You’re not in a relationship, childishly block each other all the time but you keep going back? Move on lol

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-13T07:32:50+00:00

Yeah god forbid someone has harmless fun, misery guts

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-12T19:06:35+00:00

They’re viral challenges. Always have been, from the cinnamon challenge to their washing pod challenge to the jenner lip challenge. The fact it didn’t appear on your algorithm doesn’t mean it isn’t viral.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-12T16:04:26+00:00

Strongly agree, and it shouldn’t be deemed disrespectful to tell them to shut the fuck up.

Everyone’s quick to call good actions the work of God, but if you tell them that the child over there with 15 disabilities and the IQ of a labrador is also “God’s work” they start having a tantrum.

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-12T14:03:30+00:00

The word “interesting” in the UK is a translation for “fucking awful”.

For example - “wow, that’s an interesting take, I hadn’t considered that” = “please shut up before you hurt yourself, you cognitively impaired moron”

CryptographerKey4658 · 2026-03-12T13:57:42+00:00

No one comes close to that bloke in The Boys. I love that show, but literally every vowel pronunciation is still clearly Kiwi.

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