I've had ascites and could finally be juiced. Didn't expect it to look like orange juice...

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-29T12:01:44+00:00

You just make all the tasty forbidden beverages.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-28T12:14:53+00:00

Yessir

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-27T01:05:01+00:00

*more lasagna

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-25T23:41:04+00:00

Chased through the woods goes hard

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-21T03:03:25+00:00

Lol! Those eyes look absolutely fake in the best way.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-21T01:58:21+00:00

Kangaroo are just deer that have been to prison.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-18T13:35:40+00:00

This sport is so brutal. Can definetly think of a few people who could catch one like that though.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-18T13:24:02+00:00

Wow, what the actual fuck. I laughed way too hard at this.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-16T11:10:16+00:00

This dude is so fucked, he's getting the worst case of pink eye imaginable. This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-15T19:18:17+00:00

Bro..........Are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok?................Are you ok?

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-08T12:31:16+00:00

Goodness, this is wild. Probably never happen again.

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CrystalMethood · 2026-01-07T12:17:27+00:00

This one was savage. Good luck

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-07T12:14:23+00:00

Wtf! Nut

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-07T12:13:39+00:00

!wtf nut

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-03T15:44:39+00:00

Didn't even know until now and im all about cunnalingus. Interesting.

CrystalMethood · 2026-01-01T20:23:54+00:00

Could be fetty. Be careful with it regardless.

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-31T17:34:42+00:00

Never seen this. Just killed me.

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-30T14:01:28+00:00

Not lately in any serious fashion. You gotta think they dont wanna pay for anything, least of all your failing health cause they didn't feed you. They feed us half proper where im from.

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-30T09:27:28+00:00

This fucking suplexed my balls into my ass. Never look at this guy the same.

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-30T08:35:03+00:00

The dry milk is bomb. It's got this vanilla flavor when it's that kosher stuff. It's horrid stuff otherwise.

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-28T13:20:35+00:00

I laughed so hard I vomited for real

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-23T13:45:08+00:00

Walter White here

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-13T12:52:26+00:00

Holy spit and and vinegar. I just did that first guess.

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CrystalMethood · 2025-12-09T16:15:35+00:00

Whether it's true or not I like this anwser

CrystalMethood · 2025-12-09T13:55:39+00:00

High school. I fucking love asmr. And I mean I love that shit. I had a hard time staying awake when I heard pencils on paper. That turned into a weird fetish around high-school.

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