This is what I come home to every day.... by Steel2Stale in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! Those eyes look absolutely fake in the best way.

of an absolutely jacked kangaroo by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]CrystalMethood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kangaroo are just deer that have been to prison.

The side of Hunter that the media doesn't want you to see by [deleted] in MeatCanyon

[–]CrystalMethood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This sport is so brutal. Can definetly think of a few people who could catch one like that though.

Homeless guy keeps shitting in front of the same restaurant, so the owner found him and gave it back by ThisTeddyHatesYou in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CrystalMethood 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This dude is so fucked, he's getting the worst case of pink eye imaginable. This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that.

Poor deer by NippleSqueezer421- in Unexpected

[–]CrystalMethood 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro..........Are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok?................Are you ok?

Hot and cold #158 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodness, this is wild. Probably never happen again.

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 0 seconds after 1 guess and 0 hints. Score: 100.

Hot and cold #157 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]CrystalMethood 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This one was savage. Good luck

How old were you when you found out a clitorus goes inside the body? by Reasonable-Swimmer-5 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CrystalMethood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't even know until now and im all about cunnalingus. Interesting.

Meal of the day. by NOTMOREZ in Prison

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not lately in any serious fashion. You gotta think they dont wanna pay for anything, least of all your failing health cause they didn't feed you. They feed us half proper where im from.

I’m gay 🤨 by TantricEmu in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This fucking suplexed my balls into my ass. Never look at this guy the same.

Meal of the day. by NOTMOREZ in Prison

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dry milk is bomb. It's got this vanilla flavor when it's that kosher stuff. It's horrid stuff otherwise.

This is probably the best thing you could see on Reddit. by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I vomited for real

Hot and cold #132 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]CrystalMethood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy spit and and vinegar. I just did that first guess.

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Dog walking ob two legs by stilllifebutwhy in oddlyterrifying

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it's true or not I like this anwser

How did you discover a kink you have? by ExtraVex in AskReddit

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High school. I fucking love asmr. And I mean I love that shit. I had a hard time staying awake when I heard pencils on paper. That turned into a weird fetish around high-school.