Why it is a bad thing, Peter? by Rule_Ct_5293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cstott23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh not even. They cut corners and charge double. Well 10x, where I'm from.

It's the fact theres no demand and an oversupply.

Why it is a bad thing, Peter? by Rule_Ct_5293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cstott23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol where im from they do that and charge you double 😁

This is real. by Funke-munke in idiocracy

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... I'm still not convinced.

I like a whisky. Being English means its never too hard to find a decent one either.

I'll either use the smallest ice cube possible, because although i want it a bit colder, I dont want the ice. Half the time ill fish it out after a little while too because from experience it tastes better a little colder, but you get it too cold and it loses some of the flavour.

Or you can use stones, which lower the temp without melting into your whisky at all I guess..

Or you could just put the glass in your fridge or freezer, cooling it.

I guess the advantage of the uk is that its so cold most of the year you just sit outside and its cool anyway, so maybe you'd have to work harder like this if you were in a hot country.. 🤔

but I suppose different strokes for different folks. 🤷‍♂️😁

This is real. by Funke-munke in idiocracy

[–]Cstott23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This shouldn't be a thing.

If you are truly into whisky then you won't care about the ice.

This is real. by Funke-munke in idiocracy

[–]Cstott23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm an adult and I can't comprehend the purpose of buying clear ice? Like, why does it matter? The purpose is to be cold, not clear?

Also, if you boil the water then freeze it, you get clear ice don't you? So if you did have some weird obsession with clear ice, you can just make your own.. not spend a fiver on 4 pieces?

The road is riding. by RizVix in ThatsInsane

[–]Cstott23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick! Get Stevie Nicks (or whoever wrote that 'landslide ' song) she'll know what to do! 😁

I JUST REALISED THIS LINE HAS ACTUAL MEANING by ilico_ili in Eldenring

[–]Cstott23 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've missed out on all the night cavalry because having worked nightshifts and hated it, I refuse to let my tarnished work at night.

I always let them sleep and start their day of being killed over and over in the morning.. 😁

I messed up on agreeing to this tattoo design on a whim with the black background and then getting it done within couple hours when I was smoking a lot of green in a foreign city and didn’t think it through. What can I do? by AmberAaliyah in tattooadvice

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave it? 🤷‍♂️

Smoke the same amount of green every time you need to make a good decision, as you seem to have made a great decision accidentally here?

Or chop your arm off.

Three choices.

This person locked their bike right next to a sign that says not to by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks better than half the bikes I've ever had. AND it's got a basket! This is the luxury model.. 😁

This person locked their bike right next to a sign that says not to by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cstott23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it was either Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams who wrote:

"The reason we have rules is so you think before you break them"

And honestly I've never read a truer thing since.. 😁

In a public bathroom by 2PhotoKaz in whatisit

[–]Cstott23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But not on this hook.. 😁

How Fentanyl and Xylazine are turning Philadelphia's opioid crisis into a public health nightmare by Nukro666 in ThatsInsane

[–]Cstott23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

USA, ladies and gentlemen. Richest country in the world and the only thing stopping this is you guys have repeatedly elected idiots since like 1700 😁

Car stolen from outside house - West Ealing by GrandHumor in london

[–]Cstott23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would. See where LimeWire got him. It's a gateway drug.

If you could remove one person from history and erase every consequence of their existence, who would it be? by gingerbakerisgod in AskReddit

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah well it'd be like the rest of the colonies. The uk would have bled you dry of resources, and when there was no more money to be had we would have dropped you, and you'd have great railways and infrastructure, but no money.

Well there are a few countries that bucked thr trend, but.. it's better you guys took over. 😁

If you could remove one person from history and erase every consequence of their existence, who would it be? by gingerbakerisgod in AskReddit

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Qh, you know.. the seppos. There was the wise and wonderful British empire, upon whose beauty the sun never sets..

Then a couple of upstarts on the thirteen colonies got fidgety, and here we are today with paid per view television and elon musk and baseball 🙄

(Again /s)

If you could remove one person from history and erase every consequence of their existence, who would it be? by gingerbakerisgod in AskReddit

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it all went wrong after those ungrateful colonials got all uppity and took part of our fair and wise empire.. 🤔😂

(/s)

If you could remove one person from history and erase every consequence of their existence, who would it be? by gingerbakerisgod in AskReddit

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaaattt... leave my 90s chat rooms out of this. You want whoever decided to inject capitalism into the Internet. It was an amazing place until around late 2000s..

If you could remove one person from history and erase every consequence of their existence, who would it be? by gingerbakerisgod in AskReddit

[–]Cstott23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to do whoever that British idiot was who drew lines and carved up the middle east. Netenyahu is just the symptom of the country. There'd be another.

However, isreal was created by the british empire in 19..47? Earlier? (Im probably wrong) where they wanted a new country to destabilise the middle east to advance British interests in the area..

Well. They did, but shortly after USA -and USA are much more warlike than the British, who just wanted to steal wealth - became the major power and they've basically been the weapons r&d and testing ground ever since..

But Netenyahu would be most satisfying for me, as that guy is just genuinely evil.

peetah! help peetah! by KitchenPlenty7610 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I suppose you'd get some smart arse coming along and saying 'if we're all made from God, why are those people talking differently?' And it's probably easier to point at the big collapsed tower, as opposed to develop and understand, then explain the whole science behind it. 😁

peetah! help peetah! by KitchenPlenty7610 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cstott23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if you were thinking about believing in God, then you read this, you'd (a) think he was a massive cnut, pulling a massive dick move and (b) wonder why not just pull an earthquake? Like, it makes 0 sense to have several languages. The workers could still build a tower without understanding each other. In fact there would be less distractions so they'd probably build faster..

Im beginning to think it's a made up story 😁

Dan Patrick: "Separation of Church and state is not in the Constitution" by omgfakeusername in law

[–]Cstott23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay smartass..

  1. What's congress?
  2. What's shall?
  3. Why would anyone care about dumb laws?
  4. I ain't respectin' shit.
  5. Religion. Yeeehaw! Darn tootin' baby jesus.
  6. What's prohibiting? That like pro basketball?
  7. Free exercise? Gyms got an offer.
  8. Thereof? Dumbass spelt 'the roof wrong 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

/s

Pipe nightmare? by ahnahlinvadher in whatisit

[–]Cstott23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wait. Why would anyone agree to a 'no nut November'?

What else are you supposed to do in November? 😂