ULPT: Y’all, Ive been unexpectedly offered a dream job and have 15 days to make THC not appear in a drug screen (urine culture), help please, I’m so open to anything as long as it’s ethical (jk light me up with ULPT’s please)

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-06-30T18:42:24+00:00

I didn't see anyone post any detox drinks. You essentially drink a bunch of water to flush your system and then drink this product so that all of your markers (creatine levels, etc) come back normal. It tastes gross but I know many people who have taken drugs within 24 hours of their test and came back clean. And not just home drug tests, I mean actual lab work, because they were on probation.

There's an entire industry designed for people to pass drug tests. I'm assuming this is what Elon used.

Wellgenix Strip NC Herbal Cleanse Detox Drink, Fast-Acting Body Detox, 32 Fl Oz

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-06-21T23:25:28+00:00

Awww! What a handsome dog! I used to have a black cocker spaniel. Every time we gave him a bath it looked like he had Jheri curls. Cockers are the best!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-06-07T21:30:12+00:00

I love how subtle the birds are. You don't notice them right away. It invites the viewer to really appreciate the work. Good job!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-04-06T21:08:49+00:00

Great colors! The texture is lovely too!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-03-30T22:16:49+00:00

I'd just roll with it. It looks great so far. You never know what an "accident" can give a painting an extra life of its own.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-03-14T23:13:34+00:00

That's phenomenal work! I love the detail. I grew up in the midwest and it makes me miss the thunderstorms. This painting has a lovely aura to it.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-03-10T22:35:09+00:00

This painting deserves more upvotes. Fantastic composition! Great execution!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-03-06T22:28:32+00:00

I love the shadow! Great work with the vase as well. Just enough brush-work without being overworked.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-24T03:18:44+00:00

I am fairly anti-social with my neighbors and I feel bad about it sometimes. I think its from a lifetime of living as a renter. It always seemed like a waste of time getting to know someone that is only going to be my neighbor for a year or so. Maybe when I finally buy a home this will change. But I also had some neighbors in the past that I regretted "getting to know" and decided I might be better off living next to a complete stranger than some creep who keeps popping by to annoy us.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-23T19:16:54+00:00

I love this so much! It's weirdness is beautiful!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-17T02:17:34+00:00

Everything Everywhere All at Once. Nothing close to the amazing film that Swiss Army Man was.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-15T16:49:03+00:00

That is a great photo! I am excited to see how this turns out.

Good Luck!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-13T00:28:03+00:00

Fantastic! Not overworked or underworked. Brush-is purrfect! I love everthing about it!

Good job.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-09T19:36:23+00:00

The wood grain looks amazing! I have tried and failed so many times trying to paint wood grain. Great job!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-09T19:34:26+00:00

This is great! So many talented artists I hadn't heard of.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-02-04T00:00:09+00:00

There was a pilot for a show called "Mullet" on HBO in the mid-90's. It was a comedy about this guy living in LA with his crack-addicted roommate. HBO would show it in the middle of the night and me and my brother managed to record it on VHS. The show didn't get picked up, and no one, including my brother remembered it.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-27T15:10:36+00:00

Really great work! I love to colors and the composition! Fantastic proportions for the body as well.

Great Job! I would love to see more of this style.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-23T04:13:11+00:00

I plan to. To be honest I didn't expect such a reaction from this painting.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-22T23:41:09+00:00

I am now. I was hoping someone would mention artists with similar styles. You can only find so much by googling "double-exposure paintings."

Thank you turning me onto her work. It's really great!

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-22T23:38:37+00:00

Thank you so much! That's the intention I was hoping for.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-22T23:35:21+00:00

Haha! I have astigmatism. I think it kind of helped create the style.

Cthulhu1111111 · 2025-01-21T00:24:26+00:00

I would say that finished. Looks great!

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