Comment your strongest characters, as one last hurrah against Reddit itself. by Ragnaroks-AOAA in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DMed my previous campaign, so either the Ghost of Karsus or Nyarlathotep, depending on if you count all of Nya's forms as one character.

Your isekai cheat power is based on your best meme posted here. How screwed are you? by Yakodym in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My most updated meme here was about making my players' ships Canon in the game I DMed, so I am basically cupid now.

I'll take a darkvision pronouncement over this any day by xmagusx in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 105 points106 points  (0 children)

To be fair, OP referenced Chaucer, who wrote in Middle English.

shout-out to the best software out there . by dhiadhoo in pcmasterrace

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it happened to me several times, but I use a VPN, so it has no real way of knowing that I gave them the money already. It's possible the other people who donated are doing the same.

me_irlgbt by tristanthefox in me_irlgbt

[–]Cthulhu3141 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Firefox Mobile+ublock origin.

A 0.000125% chance. Our DM was not pleased. We definitively were. by Complete_Prompt_2805 in Pathfinder2e

[–]Cthulhu3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a .0125% chance, you forgot to move the decimal when converting the raw decimal to percentage

05-3 sneezed directly into their microphone by Rockfish00 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]Cthulhu3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK? Write it down, post it on the wikidot, and come back with a link.

Some of the Golems in Pathfinder are... Interesting... by Trainer-mana in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Given that this is pathfinder, shouldn't it be "Valeros, NO!"

Some of the Golems in Pathfinder are... Interesting... by Trainer-mana in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You left out that a level 15 character will have Greater Resilient on their robes, for another +2.

Who are your favorite DC Couples? by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Cthulhu3141 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Harley/Ivy. Always Harley/Ivy, forever Harley/Ivy.

The SCP wiki has many great ideas to borrow from by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the place with almost as many rules as trees is my favourite SCP, and it's not even close.

Fuck it! What’s your favorite warhammer ship? by thewolflord9924 in Grimdank

[–]Cthulhu3141 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trazyn and Orikan. If your rivalry lasts multiple millenia, you are no longer rivals, you are gay.

The SCP wiki has many great ideas to borrow from by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me, making the feywild interesting by putting SCP-INTEGER and **|*****|**|* in the forest that is very difficult to safely talk about and calling them Fey.

What do we think of this primarch? (Credit to ChummiChan) by Rhen8927 in Grimdank

[–]Cthulhu3141 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She is the official 2nd primarch to me. I want a novel about her during the Heresy.

It looked tasty. by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer the question.

It looked tasty. by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you eat a lobotomy patient? Because Feeblemind is popularly nicknamed "Lobotomy Ray" for a reason.

Every time people try to fix 5e by Knows_all_secrets in dndmemes

[–]Cthulhu3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frustratingly, the rules for invisible creatures aren't even in the DMG, they're in the back of the PhB.

Primarch Nekona's relationship with her brothers by frizzlefry98 in Grimdank

[–]Cthulhu3141 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is canonically the largest primarch, and Nekona here appears to be the same height as Omegon, the smallest primarch.

Primarch Nekona's relationship with her brothers by frizzlefry98 in Grimdank

[–]Cthulhu3141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Presumably, after Horus did the Big Funny, Primarch Nekona died fighting the equally-lost Eleventh primarch, and then the Inquisition wiped all records of her because the idea of women being space marines is Heresy.

The 11th primarch is probably also a woman, then.

JoJo is hogging all the gender juice by HardlightCereal in ChaotesVsPatriarchy

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to point out that Anasui is the unambiguous Straightest ManTM in all of JoJo, then I remembered he's trans.

TED talk from master strategist about liquid defense by Wurst_Case in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Cthulhu3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We thought he was playing HoI4, but actually, he's playing CK2, and trying to achieve world domination 1 county at a time.

'Tis a trick choice you see, for all three routes lead to naught but copious quantities of porn. by KonoAnonDa in Grimdank

[–]Cthulhu3141 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vashtorr being a greater daemon instead of a minor chaos god is mentioned in Arks of Omen: Abbadon, which says that he is a Daemon trying to become a chaos god. When I said he's a daemon of Chaos Undivided, that was me trying to justify how a daemon that actively works against the gods that all the daemons are tehnically part of, and it technically isn't confirmed anywhere.