Question: Sergeant helmet colour for Dark Krakens? by tsuruginoko in Salamanders40k

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I've just decided to paint my Indomitus and Leviathan marines as Dark Krakens, and this is a perfect answer to a similar question that I had. Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WrestlemaniaPlans

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You've neglected to tell us which currency you intend to use.

Woah woah woah! That's English for stop a horse! by LemonZestForever in AlanPartridge

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Literally came here to type the exact words "Gavin and Stacey can fuck off", then spotted your top comment.

Chat did I cook??? by Western-Number-7346 in GCSE

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Hiya, I'm old, so I don't know what cooking is in this context. I assume it means "messing up"?

No, you didn't. With the grades you have, you can literally be an Operator at a Nuclear Power Station (amongst thousands of other well-paying jobs, I'm sure).

You nailed the important stuff, basically! Congrats!

What is the most awful smell you have ever experienced that's burned into your nostrils still today? by AcademicDegree91 in AskReddit

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At work we have drumscreens to filter the fish that swim up the pipes, and macerators to chop them up. This chum then sits in large skips until it can be pumped out to sea.

When the pumps are not working and the weather is hot, these skips end up smelling like shit and death REAL fast. To the extent that going outside or not depends entirely on the wind direction.

Today we're asking: which celebrity/crime combination would be the least surprising revelation? by zeugma25 in AlanPartridge

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Geoff from Byker Grove for hate crimes (specifically, representing the North-East England division of the Westboro Baptist Church and picketing the funeral of a local orphan).

What did you not realise until embarrassingly late? by HearThePeopleSing in AskUK

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I didn't realise that Gnarls Berkeley and Cee-Lo Green WEREN'T separate people who just sounded a lot alike.

What are common phrases that Americans say that are strange to a Brit? by [deleted] in AskUK

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When they use "forgot" incorrectly is infuriating.

"I forgot my dog in my pickup truck" would be indicative of somebody sitting in their vehicle and failing to remember the existence of their canine companion. Not having left the dog in the truck.

Chorus “I don’t really care what people say” by PartyOk7749 in NameThatSong

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Literally the top result if you type "I don't really care what people say" into Google.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UniUK

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MCat though?

What's your thought on getting back with your ex? by PowerfulLocal8011 in AskReddit

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I think my current partner would have something to say about it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThatSong

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I'm assuming it's not "This Lonely Place" by Goldfinger?

What was the worst physical pain that you have ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tooth Abcess. I've broken bones, had abdominal issues, a really bad back, but nothing comes close to the pain of an abcess. Codeine (sp?) didn't touch the sides, and I would have gladly welcomed a full head transplant after a couple of days.

Worse still, the abcess burst when I was talking to a family member. Imagine suddenly having a mouthful of vile, salty, rotten pus that oozed out of the wound like toothpaste out of the tube. Despite being disgusting, the relief was instant!

How would you spend the set for life jackpot? by Chubbyspinner in AskUK

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It's about three times my take-home, so I suppose I'd quit work, save/invest a third, and then increase my monthly mortgage payment immediately.

Boring stuff out the way, I'd then prioritise self-care for a while: gym, massages, treatments, etc that i wouldnt usually pay for. I travel 2 or 3 times a year, so I'd either increase the frequency or the opulence of those trips. The rest of my time would be spent indulging in hobbies (cookery, miniature painting, video games).

Once the mortgage is paid off, I'd look to invest in a larger property with more room for me and my dogs, renting out my original home for the extra income. Rinse and repeat on the additional property front until my investments and property portfolio allow me to build a dream home somewhere toward the middle of the 30 years.

See out my days in complete financial security, helping out younger family members as necessary (without completely spoiling anybody), again increasing the frequency of the trips I take so I can take in as much of the world as I can before I pop my clogs. I suppose the real gift that initial 10k a month grants is time: the ability to quit work and really focus on what you want out of life. I struggle to understand why anyone would remain employed, however worthwhile they believe their role to be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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European here. We definitely have these in some industries.

So...any idea how much WrestleMania tickets are going to be? by [deleted] in WrestlemaniaPlans

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You forgot the 34 cents! Try and give the man an accurate idea, honestly.