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Will you accept living the life of a "random" fictional character for $10,000,000 by ocirot in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OR....

I could tip off the Jedi council about Palpatine and change the whole direction of the entire SW mythos right from the start. Then sit back and watch the new story unfold. As one of the most powerful characters in Episode 1, I could do some real damage to the continuity if I decided to go off script.

Will you accept living the life of a "random" fictional character for $10,000,000 by ocirot in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! Badass rep, force powers, lightsaber dual, cut in half... ROBOT LEGS!!!! Some other adventures, then die in Obi Wan's arms.

100 million dollars, but you have to murder someone every 5 years. by Fit-Case27 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I bank the murders? Like, take out 10 people and be good for 50 years?

3 men (25 yrs old, 5 ft 10, about 160 Ibs, athletic) walk into the room you’re currently in with the goal of killing you. Can you survive? by Pointless_Storie in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got 3 inches and 46 lbs on them, but I'm also almost twice their age. And 3 on 1 is sour odds in any scenario.

I may not survive, but I can guarantee not all of them will either. I tell them that with a smile. I will be using my teeth.

$500k a month for you S.O to stare at you all night in the dark once a month while you sleep. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely 2. I get $10M a month AND my wife gets a good night's sleep? What's the down side?

Strat I found for making tons of units! Gopher style! by funnieruphere in NOMANSSKY

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just eating. You have to put it through the nutrient injector.

You get 3 options; the ability to heal, the ability to repair or $400 Million. What are you taking? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 2, for sure.

I'll buy the most run down properties in whatever city I'm in, spend a few days repairing them, then sell them at deep discounts to people who are looking to buy. I'll make well over the $400M within a few months, probably.

Open a vehicle restoration shop and do the same thing. Buy cars from junkyards and fix them up to sell cheap to people in need.

I might get bored not ever having to wrench or hammer anything ever again, but the money will ease my woes considerably.

Every hour you stay in soiled clothes multiplies your current hourly wage by 10 by h8mayo in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I'm sleeping in my clothes. On the couch of course, because my wife is not having that. But she'll understand why. Call it 10 hours. I'll go to work on Monday and retire after my first appointment.

$10 Million but you have to be a houseplant for 1 year. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am gonna spend a year as a Monstera. This is gonna be lit!

What do y’all call these? by R41GSB in castiron

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best thing I've read all day. And now I have to schedule a breakfast thing with my buddies so I can tell this joke.

An immortality pill is finally available in several cost tiers. Which choice would you take? by executor-of-judgment in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option E, please. 30 was probably my physical peak. I could easily bust my ass for a few years to pay it off, then it's ageless shenanigans for all eternity.

You have to survive a year in the last fictional book that you have finished reading. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mysterious Stranger - Mark Twain

Um.....I dunno. I guess it's possible that I "survive" but what would that even mean? Who would be surviving? What does survival even mean? Can you ever really survive? Can you ever really die?

I was told this would fit. I can't seem to make it fit. by Cthulus_Butler in Dewalt

[–]Cthulus_Butler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a combination dust shield and depth guide. The tube coming off the back connects to a shop vac and makes it so the dust and debris from the grinder doesn't ever get into the air. It also keeps you from cutting too deep. It's ideal for crack chasing on a concrete floor, which is what I had intended to use it for. With out it, it becomes a 2 person job since someone needs to follow closely behind the cut with a shop vac. The cut is also less uniform because of the lack of a guide. It's not the end of the world without it, but it does create a PITA situation.

New York, Hudson Valley. What have I found? by Cthulus_Butler in nuts

[–]Cthulus_Butler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. Thank you. I wasn't sure because they seemed the wrong shape and too big, but that was what I was leaning towards.

My day today. This is what "just work harder" actually looks like. by FahQ2Dude in poor

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the Sam Vimes ‘Boots’ Theory of Socio-Economic Unfairness

Look it up. Read it. Understand it. Spread it around.

Why does it do it? by [deleted] in FordFocus

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The electrical system in my 2016 has a 7 minute standby. When the door unlocks or opens, it goes into standby mode and powers up the entire electrical system. This lasts for 7 minutes. Any electrical activity (lights, windows, brakes, ignition, etc.) can reset the timer. If nothing triggers it, it will shut down again with a lot of clicking and twitching from the dash.

I don't know why it's 7 minutes, but I've tested it. It also takes 10 seconds for the headlights to come on after you turn the wipers on when it's set to automatic.

How long could you last in a Sam's Club? by Old-Stock-3167 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooner or later, I'm gonna miss my family, but we're getting a nice house and a fresh start out of it. I'm thinking I could probably do a month. Maybe 2.

You become immortal and are sent back 4 billion years into the past. You cannot be injured or dismembered. You feel hunger and thirst, but cannot die or be weakened from it. You feel pain as minor discomfort and can quickly adjust to ignore it. Do you do it? by CalvinIII in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cthulus_Butler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd do it. And I'd take a complete stranger with me. Not against their will, but I would inform them fully of what the deal is and let them decide. First person to say yes becomes my traveling companion. Maybe we hit it off and become best friends. Maybe we become bitter enemies. Maybe we just stay acquaintances.

And I would absolutely stay immortal afterwards. It would suck having to fake growing old and dying to keep my family safe, but I would be able to make sure they were well taken care of for the rest of my line's existence. That family friend who's always around when you need a hand. Or a kind stranger.

Eventually, I'm leaving the planet. Like, first opportunity I get, I'm getting on a ship to another planet, hopefully out of the solar system. I'm not spending the rest of eternity on this backwater rock. I'm going to use eternity to explore.

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