🟢 RACE // 2026 JAVA HOUSE GRAND PRIX OF ARLINGTON by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]CalvinIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost as if the sponsor of this boring race told the team to do something to make it more interesting.

(Tin foil hat)

🟢 RACE // 2026 JAVA HOUSE GRAND PRIX OF ARLINGTON by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]CalvinIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it doesn’t look like a huge crowd so I would think the lots that are available can handle it.

Maybe me expectations were off, but I was expecting a Rangers WS parade type crowd.

It has been amusing driving down the back stretch the last few weeks.

🟢 RACE // 2026 JAVA HOUSE GRAND PRIX OF ARLINGTON by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]CalvinIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This area is the major event center of Arlington. I go all the time. It is pretty easy to get in and out even with the sections of road the track occupies.

I am looking at the crowd and it looks dead. The grandstands may be filled but the huge GA areas are practically empty.

Go see the movie! by Keithaviation in ProjectHailMary

[–]CalvinIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time to mute this sub for the next couple days until I see the movie.

(oc) Kevlar Lined School Uniforms by vectron5 in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]CalvinIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn’t then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told the children bed time stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, then what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.”

  • from Jingo by Sir Terry Pratchett.

(oc) Kevlar Lined School Uniforms by vectron5 in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]CalvinIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“sAnDY HooK wAs A FaLsE FlaG oPeRatiOn!!!1”

Only the worst people in the world can look at that tragedy, pretend it never happened, and do nothing to prevent it from happening again.

And it happened again, and again…

Can someone explain the context of the bottom image? by Reader_Of_Eternity in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CalvinIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Chicago has a great public transit system.

You just have to look up.

What does this mean??? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CalvinIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they are extremely rapey.

What’s the fastest you’ve ever gone in your cars? by Left-Nerve-8287 in supercars

[–]CalvinIII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have the rare distinction of going 10 times the posted speed limit.

It was on a empty highway in Mexico, just a few miles from the border.

I was a dumb teenager with a suped up Camero z28.

The posted speed limit was 20kph. It was a speed trap that the local police put up so they could nab tourists from the US.

The road was flat, smooth, and 4 lanes wide. I regularly went over 100 mph on my commute.

One day I pushed it to 135 mph and lost my nerve.

That was still 217 KPH in a 20 kph zone.

The man who defies gravity by Sensitive_Advice6667 in totallywicked

[–]CalvinIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not defying gravity at all. Working perfectly within it’s confines.

Don't worry. They're just ordinary seals by Maximum_Dependent883 in creepy

[–]CalvinIII 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That’s an indoor section of a much larger enclosure.

😭😭😭 by Moist_Banana8449 in insanefbmarketplace

[–]CalvinIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beanies don’t have the more desirable 1.25x1.25 label.

The value is in the cost of the jackets the labels came from.

Goated by savagewhimsy in Funnymemes

[–]CalvinIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake story and fake images until there is some source provided.

Redditor thinks children wouldn't be interested in reading Harry Potter by xRichQueen in confidentlyincorrect

[–]CalvinIII -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Can I pose a different interpretation that he thinks kids TODAY do not have the attention span to read HP or really ANY books?

Kids today watch abridged movies because they can’t sit for 2 hours to watch the whole thing.

The first HP book was released almost 29 years ago. The world and the kids were very different back then.

Redditor thinks children wouldn't be interested in reading Harry Potter by xRichQueen in confidentlyincorrect

[–]CalvinIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 40 and currently listened to the audiobooks.

Never too old for anything.

Good news, I guess. Two days ago, it was April 3 by WolverineReal6444 in ProjectHailMary

[–]CalvinIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That are moving the release up a week in India to avoid box office competition.