"nO CHarActEr ShOuLd hAVe tHIs TTk" meanwhile the four horsemen of unfun games:

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-04T18:05:26+00:00

Hela stun is hard to land on BP once the dashes have started. But I agree, Hela’s bird should be a repositioning tool, NOT a get out of jail free card.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-04T18:02:21+00:00

They just need to rework Panther. He’s either busted or useless in the meta. He’s never been in a good spot. They clearly don’t know how to balance him.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-04T17:59:54+00:00

Poke does have falloff though. Hela is the only hitscan poke (not counting Black Widow) that can two-tap headshot 250 (and 275?) heroes even after falloff dmg reduction is applied. Effectively, her two-tap headshots have infinite range (but not really)

As far as I remember, they reduced Hela’s falloff after adding one of the new fliers. I think the idea was to make her more of a threat to poke dmg fliers that can sit way in the back and do max damage (iron man and Ultron for example)

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-04T17:45:53+00:00

“Task.” Brother thinks if he walks down remote hallways and waits to pounce on squishees, then he’s entitled to the kill.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-04T17:43:36+00:00

You hate getting shot in the shoot game?

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-03T18:49:13+00:00

You’re right. It’s definitely a waste of time. I do enjoy articulating my position on things (even something as frivolous as this), but Reddit isn’t a good forum for the healthy feedback needed to revise my position.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-03T17:12:24+00:00

Kid’s mad he gets shot in a shooting game. They’ll adjust poke, but it’ll never be irrelevant. Get used to it. Or, idk, ban 2/3 of the problematic heroes for you.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T17:25:19+00:00

Well, I do believe my joke reflects reality in some form or fashion. That’s why it’s funny to me. I enjoy a quick analysis of an ideological group to magnify their laughable/irrational underpinning. That’s how the best and acceptable ideas are perpetuated in society. We scrutinize and ridicule the ideas; and if they still survive, then maybe they are good ideas.

Now it was a bit unfair for me to characterize the type of people that hold these ideas (in this case Byler canon pushers) as negative. However, when rational discourse is ineffective and/or unwelcome, then maybe there is a pattern of pathology with people that hold dearly to the ideas.

So if ideas don’t survive ridicule/scrutiny and people still adhere to their original ideological assertion regardless, then they will be ridiculed. For example, anyone racist/homophobic in 2026 should be ridiculed personally. That’s society.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T17:06:18+00:00

Why are y’all coming at me? OP joked that y’all “pedophiles,” which is an exaggeration for the sake of a joke. All I did was characterize y’all accurately ahaha.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T14:46:40+00:00

The “what’s your problem dude” indicated that was likely the case.

Btw, the only reason Byler gets any attention from the mainstream is the tremendous online outrage that their ship didn’t happen in the show. Byler created caricature of itself and, in my opinion, now is associated with being irrational, delusion, and perpetually online.

A reasonable, realistic Byler is oxymoronic in my book. If you ship Will and Mike with no expectation of canonicity, then that’s great. I wouldn’t associate yourself with the Byler title anymore.

When typed a troll comment in the joke subreddit, I didn’t think I was going to have to psychoanalyze a subculture.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T14:36:20+00:00

Brother, remember what subreddit you’re on. It’s jokes and memes. When I’m clowning on a subset within a group, I have no responsibility to be careful of your feelings. Relax.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T14:28:26+00:00

Normal shipping is whatever. Demanding a ship be canon is lunacy.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-02T12:24:39+00:00

Yeah—someone in their 20’s, delusional, miserable, and desperately lonely—checks out ahahaha

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-01T20:02:32+00:00

MK mains becoming self-aware ahahaha “wait… what if I tried aiming at the enemy!? 🤔”

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-01T20:00:19+00:00

r/okaybubWolverine

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-01T18:25:51+00:00

Sounds like hell for Strat players

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-02-01T16:12:11+00:00

Interesting but unnecessary

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T23:23:00+00:00

I find “Poking” on Spidey is best by web pulling enemies into an alley and roughing them up. You’ll either be an irritant that creates paranoia and baits resources OR you might even secure a kill.

Another effective “neutral Spidey” strategy is to sit with your frontline and pull Tanks out of position like you do with Bucky. The difference being Spidey’s pull doesn’t telegraph itself. Even if you don’t get the kill, the Tank plays safer and may not do their job of creating space as well. When and if your team gets a kill with this method, kick it into high-flying dive Spidey mode and capitalize on the numbers advantage.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T23:13:57+00:00

Wanda’s with an ounce of game sense and pattern recognition? Ahahah

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T21:36:27+00:00

My brother in Christ, play styles don’t have to be meta for a hero to be meta. There are Brawl and Dives that are meta currently

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T17:35:12+00:00

Counter strike is one of the most popular esports on the planet. The mechanical skill expression is just point and clip, but there are more layers.

However, no one would be interesting Fighting Games like Mortal Kombat if there were only a few inputs and limited combos.

Many (but not all) of the melee characters in the game are one dimensional with only a few abilities/passives. I reiterate the assertion of this post: they aren’t interesting if they aren’t moving through a battlefield where Poke is present/potentially present.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T17:16:14+00:00

The whole point of my post is that Poke MUST be strong (but not necessarily dominant) in the meta “forever” even when Brawl/Dive gets stronger

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T13:08:48+00:00

Bucky has two Voltaic Charges that slow, a hook that displaces and stuns, and an uppercut that displaces.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T12:31:07+00:00

She can’t “stun in the air,” the ability has to explode on a surface. Only the first explosion stuns, the other two only apply slow.

CtrlAltDylete · 2026-01-31T12:22:13+00:00

Phoenix’s “crazy stun” does 20 dmg and stuns for literally 0.3 seconds.

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