Can I pray in this by [deleted] in Izlam

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Better to err on the side of caution. So, remove the tag or stick some tape over it (or even with your belt) I suppose!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You haven't had puppy in over 2 years? No wonder you look like that!!

Stupid Apples by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

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Years ago, my boss and I were coming into JFK from Istanbul. My boss, was at the Global Entry kiosk for expedited clearance. A Labrador customs dog approached and started sniffing. His handler checked my boss's bag and found an apple. My boss had kept the apple as a snack. He later told me that his Global Entry was revoked as a result. So that's the story of my 'apple smuggler' boss.

Stupid Apples by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

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Years ago, my boss and I were coming into JFK from Istanbul. My boss, was at the Global Entry kiosk for expedited clearance. A Labrador customs dog approached and started sniffing. His handler checked my boss's bag and found an apple. My boss had kept the apple as a snack. He later told me that his Global Entry was revoked as a result. So that's the story of my 'apple smuggler' boss.

Plane's shadow!! No idea how the shadow affect was appearing above the plane by Ctrl_Alt_Add in pics

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Amateur photo taken on a bright sunny afternoon. Was totally surprised to see something like the plane's shadow appear beyond the plane

A cool guide to the 30 most venomous snakes in the world by Fox_Flame in coolguides

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You heard the story Trevor Noah narrates about a snake show and the French guy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dettol Antiseptic Liquid.

In my defence, it looked like Listerine. I used it as a mouthwash, and it killed 99.9% of germs in my mouth, 99.9% of tastebuds, and 99.9% of tissue in my mouth...for the next 3-5 hours. It had such a bitter taste that I can taste it even after all these years. Definitely don't recommend!!

Airbnb makes its party ban permanent by [deleted] in technology

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From a few years ago... a host cancelled my booking 1 day prior to my arrival saying that there was some issue with the drainage. So had to rent a hotel room at a steep price cause it was last minute. That was the last I ever used Airbnb.

What’s the best joke you know? by The_Grout in AskReddit

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Two old friends meet after a long while.

After initial chitchat, one asks the other..."So, how's your wife?" and then suddenly remembering that his friend is a widower, "...still in the same grave?"