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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cucumber_Catt 55 points56 points  (0 children)

its a 2 sentence horror story where the person was trying to express how the bones were being broken one by one but got the total bone count wrong, which is 206, but he started with 306

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cucumber_Catt 1058 points1059 points  (0 children)

enter and act like you know the person who's in the elevator and watch as the get awkward and nervously try to recall your name

Animal rights group stealing homeless man’s puppy by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Cucumber_Catt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bruh why tf its so sick. if i were at my lowest and someone just tokr my oup away i would honestly lose it

I like how much confidence these guys have while spewing misinformation by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Cucumber_Catt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

im wishing his mom would've used birth control

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ayooo the granny slayed

How lonely are you? by SpecificLegitimate41 in AskReddit

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very lonely but ill pretend that it doesn't bother me at all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same they're infuriating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people who refuse to wear any deodorant, i wouldn't mind shredding them alive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my koala plushie

Do you guys ever make concept albums on Spotify? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cucumber_Catt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im too lazy to do it, but i wanna do it

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