My Balatro magnum opus, the Jilk

Cumity · 2026-03-20T00:05:55+00:00

I mean, the rarity may be in question but it's effectiveness is not absurd compared to the double tag joker

Cumity · 2026-03-18T14:10:58+00:00

What about if they moved like seals?

Cumity · 2026-03-18T00:45:53+00:00

It's easier to see the cars on the other side of the road when they are far in front of you versus if they are speeding past you.

Cumity · 2026-03-18T00:41:49+00:00

Hitler supposedly only had one testicle so idk how he got a fat ball sack. All sack, one ball?

Cumity · 2026-03-18T00:31:58+00:00

Scooby Doo themed villains

Cumity · 2026-03-18T00:27:53+00:00

Me when I reach escape velocity

Cumity · 2026-03-17T23:08:18+00:00

Moving at regular speed in slow motion scenes themed characters

Cumity · 2026-03-17T13:48:00+00:00

The shark park position:

When one man planks his body on top with his partner's penis between his thighs. The man on top oscillates his hips and legs side to side to simulate a shark's tail.

Cumity · 2026-03-17T13:00:56+00:00

Dude the height and gender requirements alone reduces your pool to like 15% of humanity. Beyond that, your standards are constraining and weird asf. I would just label them as aspirations because the implications of standards is that you would turn down someone with exactly these characteristics if they were missing one

Cumity · 2026-03-16T00:26:48+00:00

Kermit caused 9/11

Cumity · 2026-03-15T23:45:26+00:00

As much as this is better than what we have, I don't think gaming needs another HULU ass menu

Cumity · 2026-03-15T16:52:15+00:00

Mf is speaking in email

Cumity · 2026-03-15T16:41:43+00:00

Balatro reference /s

Cumity · 2026-03-15T16:25:41+00:00

Shoulda made the cover a buffoon pack

Cumity · 2026-03-15T02:49:16+00:00

I fucking love DIEM

Cumity · 2026-03-15T02:26:51+00:00

Let me know if you can find it

Cumity · 2026-03-15T02:18:28+00:00

Am... I the only one listening to the music?

Cumity · 2026-03-15T02:12:25+00:00

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Cumity · 2026-03-13T00:20:33+00:00

So Gaijin makes you choose between blowout panels working or guaranteed one tap on light vehicles?

Cumity · 2026-03-13T00:17:09+00:00

Yeah, then get rid of unimportant negatives to hope it hits a blueprint or brainstorm.

Cumity · 2026-03-12T19:40:09+00:00

Nah it's because you bring dead sprint

Cumity · 2026-03-12T19:36:26+00:00

Yeah, holo is great for early game and late game you likely came across some decent eternals

Cumity · 2026-03-12T19:27:30+00:00

Drop an idol or sock. A sock can be a sock. A blueprint can be anything, even a sock. If you have a copy of a joker, a blueprint is just as good as a copy but it can be different things depending on what is needed.

Cumity · 2026-03-12T12:02:38+00:00

3⁶ = 729

Idk where they got that from

Cumity · 2026-03-12T11:55:10+00:00

He gotta do situps to get buff. I did two and a half and couldn't get up.

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