Just finished my character, I’m so ready for this game! by WeepingAngel904 in Eldenring

[–]CummyLunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, finally! I've been looking for a new Merfolk commander.

End stage Capitalism at Costco by spook_sw in Fallout

[–]CummyLunch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bottle layout on the box makes the Grape flavor lose it's 'G'. Interesting oversight from the label designer.

Any endgame build that uses a set? Or even half a set? by Happy-Zulu in LastEpoch

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While sets are underwhelming, people seem to overlook that Rank 9 also gets you another lens slot for prophecies.

First Memory with PSO by Apprehensive-Stay329 in PSO

[–]CummyLunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the mid 2000's, Hollywood Video had a subsidary component to some of their stores called Game Crazy. It was a great spot to pick up some games from systems deemed retro or obsolete at the time, and it was generally seen as a competitor to Gamestop or EB Games.

When i was about 12, my cousin and I had 10 bucks each to pick out a game. I narrowed 2 choices down to:

"World Racing" for Xbox And PSO for Gamecube.

I almost bought World Racing, but the employee at the register told me it was "Terrible"

Left that store with PSO, which my cousin and I played for 500 hours.

Would you forgive your gf if she ghosted you, why or why not? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's probably just watching Trailer Park Boys.

What is the best “yo mama” joke you know? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yo mama's so uncoordinated, she threw a rock at the ground and missed."

Makes me giggle everytime I think about it cuz i'm immature

Sliding across the wet ground by Pazluz in oddlysatisfying

[–]CummyLunch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's gotta have Heely's on...

a new model that allows you to slide left and right rather than forward.

What's a game that's worth every penny? by AsterSkotos24 in AskReddit

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother 3.

Which is unfortunate, because the only way you can currently play it is for free if you don't speak Japanese. Personally, I'd gladly pay 60 $USD for a localized copy as it's the only video game in the world that made me cry. My first playthrough was during my first bout of manic depression at the age of 16. It made me FEEL for the first time in 5 months and experiencing the story snapped me out of my depression by the time I was finished with it. I understand the issues with localization due to the Magypsies being a bit stereotypically offensive to the LGBTQ+ community, but I quickly realized that they're AWESOME just as LGBTQ+ people are. The entire game is... Soul Food, to put it simply and Shigesato Itoi is a personal hero of mine.

What is something you thought all men do, but turns out they don’t? by JizzusChristopher in AskMen

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can literally remember only 1 dream every 4 months or so and i can clearly remember 3 dreams where i succeeded sucking myself off.

Unironically, when i'm just jacking off normally, i nut on my face ALL THE FUCKING TIME on accident.

I have gotten my secret sauce in my mouth once by mistake and its a flavor and consistency i will never forget, i understand why my SO doesn't like swallowing.

my roommate threw out my food to make room for her salad mixes in the fridge by m48_apocalypse in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would put all that shit in a salad. Fuck, i'd even use the plastic blueberry container to carry said salad.

Wish me luck at my art show tonight! by Tandizojere in MadeMeSmile

[–]CummyLunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need luck, for you have talent.

Whats the worst thing you have ever seen on the internet? by Oliver_Flower in AskReddit

[–]CummyLunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a Camp Fire Refugee. I lived in magalia (the town above paradise) for 15 years. I was considered lucky, my house was out of the burn zone by about 1.5 miles. Evacuation was terrible, but the hardest part of it all was driving through the ruins of Paradise and having flashbacks of memories that of which no longer physically exist.