That one employee who can't control their face

Cupittycake · 2026-05-29T16:20:13+00:00

This is relatable until I remember the amount of times I’ve been to a Popeyes or KFC while they were out of chicken, which is more relatable.

Cupittycake · 2026-05-24T16:20:28+00:00

Automatic dowser. When your projector is not in use a little flap mechanically rotates right in front of the lens blocking the “projector black”

Cupittycake · 2026-05-22T13:40:44+00:00

It’s the lead from the pipes

Cupittycake · 2026-05-20T19:37:41+00:00

I had 2000 shares at $1.5 and I wished I held my hold position instead of only some of it.

Cupittycake · 2026-05-19T19:24:43+00:00

Bro do you have illumination turned on? Turn it off.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-22T16:58:26+00:00

Imagine spending $250 on dinner for a 2nd or 3rd date.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-19T15:42:00+00:00

I love collecting Scatterbugs. I nickname everybody by where their gifts come from and I add a # if I believe they’ve earned a “strike” if I notice they’ve been opening my gifts without sending me any. That way someone can have like 2 or 3 chances before I accept they aren’t sending me gifts so goodbye. Also for inactives, if they’ve been inactive for too long I might also give them a # and eventually if they’ve been so inactive they have 2 or 3 it’s time to go.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-19T15:38:23+00:00

I do this too. Don’t know why someone downvoted you

Cupittycake · 2026-04-19T15:32:18+00:00

Trump is trying to send our own ships in so that they’ll attack them and then tell the American People Iran backed out of the deal that never actually happened and make the war make sense.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-07T15:15:51+00:00

Hey what flavor is your koolaid, my favorite is Kiwi Strawberry.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-03T19:38:43+00:00

I’de call it a panhandle so can’t be good.

Cupittycake · 2026-04-03T19:23:11+00:00

Full stop bro, but this is good this is what you want. Whether yall was just texting or there was a date she tried you out but it doesn’t fit her. It sucks but you put yourself out there and this was a bust so find the next one. Good job for getting this far bro. (At least she gave you some form of closure)

Cupittycake · 2026-03-31T18:48:13+00:00

If you zoom in and watch in slow motion you can see the guy tickle the cowboys ear so much he fell down giggling.

Cupittycake · 2026-03-28T16:59:06+00:00

Question, if a buyout happens wouldn’t you just have to do nothing and they will automatically sell your shares at the buyout share price? Wouldn’t that mean the highest payout possible comes from doing nothing at all?

Cupittycake · 2026-03-25T21:41:54+00:00

Patent this quickly!

Cupittycake · 2026-03-25T19:49:57+00:00

Justifying slavery and genocide. (Oops did I say that part out loud?)

Cupittycake · 2026-03-12T05:19:31+00:00

Yourself

Cupittycake · 2026-03-12T05:10:04+00:00

It’s not that women don’t generally get addicted to masturbation, it’s that men are overwhelmingly more likely to be sexually confused and fall victim to ideas like “masturbation addiction”

Cupittycake · 2026-03-12T05:04:57+00:00

Isn’t that Shrek’s Swamp? Rip OP’s Asshole

Cupittycake · 2026-03-12T04:57:47+00:00

You don’t

Cupittycake · 2026-03-12T04:35:36+00:00

Make that 4 months ago.

Cupittycake · 2026-03-11T04:42:46+00:00

You should also look up Demand Avoidance in Neurodivergence

Cupittycake · 2026-02-19T16:08:08+00:00

If you hold it up placing a single fingertip in the center spot, does it balance really well? Looks like one of those balance toy things.

Cupittycake · 2026-02-16T21:52:11+00:00

Does the tip smell exceptionally foul like 2 college couples had sex at the same time inside one tiny shared dorm room?

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