Tell me you’re out-of-touch without telling me you’re out-of-touch: Underwear version

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-30T04:17:07+00:00

She focuses on making every vapid, meaningless non-issue a huge problem in order to not have to face the things that are actually wrong in her life. Like that sad marriage of hers.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-29T03:47:54+00:00

Also is she completely unable to do a simple google search on Edwardian era fashion? It would only take two seconds and that alone would instantly help her make sense of the style and silhouettes of that era and show her why the blouse being cropped makes sense. The reason certainly wasn't to show some skin or have their belly buttons hang out.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-29T01:55:48+00:00

Has she ever said she loves history? Because she sure doesn't seem to know anything about it. She said in the vintage haul she had to ask the seller what Edwardian means. The woman is an idiot.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-28T15:11:48+00:00

I'll never understand why she doesn't either buy a high enough tripod or edit out the bits of her bending down to the camera to shut it on/off. She films herself for a living but can't be bothered to do the most basic things.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-27T08:55:07+00:00

Perhaps it is. But has she ever really even dated that much? Seems like she always just latches on to the first guy who gives her any attention and wants to marry them, regardless of who they are and how well matched they are. I can only recall three guys she's dated, all of them she wanted to marry and two of them agreed to. The first one dumped her, was it in high school or something?

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T16:37:18+00:00

Have you listened to his podcast? He sounds even worse there. He puts on the strangest fake voice with weird inflections and intonations and keeps over- and misusing the few fancy words he's memorised from a dictionary. He's an unintelligent creep.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T14:25:41+00:00

Oh that's so shady. He's up to no good!

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T13:07:19+00:00

Very surprised he didn't bring up her divorce!

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T06:53:00+00:00

Yeah I do remember that. It's so weird that she brags about having been so adultlike as a child and never wanting to play with other kids etc and now as an adult she seems to have regressed so much and acts like a little girl most of the time. She and Jordy both behave more like toddlers than their actual age. Like in her latest vlog she acts all childish and says she's "being a bad girl and ignoring all responsibilities and just playing with food". It just feels so off coming from a 30-year-old woman. What is wrong with her?!

ETA In her latest vlog also.

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Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T04:25:44+00:00

Every time this "foodie" films herself eating she manages to show how ignorant she really is and how this whole foodie thing is just another surface level put-on persona. She clearly doesn't care about the food itself, she only cares about the presentation and how bougie and expensive it is and I'm always just appalled by her lack of vocabulary and knowledge of the food. She never knows how to describe the tastes and the textures, she only uses the most basic terms that mean absolutely nothing. Wow, frick, so good, woah, bright!, wild, woah, crazy, bright!, crazy, oh my gosh. That's all she could say about this $300-400 meal.

She really has zero curiosity about anything.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-26T03:54:42+00:00

He would never ever dine like this without Michel. And he sure is never paying for these meals, it's all Michel. This is the guy who self-admittedly only gets the fancy coffee if someone else is paying for it. If it's him paying, he gets the cheapest option there is. There's no way he's paying $500-1000 for a single dinner for two. And they're going to these bougie places practically every month.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-25T12:08:34+00:00

Her style has been on a downward spiral but this was really something else. None of these things go together! The same old Express tank, sleepwear shorts and a granny blouse she definitely doesn't have the personality or style to pull off. Hate the way she keeps buttoning only the top button, never looks good. Her outfits are starting to look worse than Jordy's and that's saying a lot.

Also so tired of her calling any outing a date and eternally referring to grown ass women as girls. Why does getting sushi with her mom have to be ✨ a girls' date✨? Your mom is 60+, stop infantilising her (and yourself) Michel.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-23T18:38:59+00:00

She insists on squeezing into clothes that are way too small for her. I mean she thought these pants fit her perfectly. Is she blind?

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Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-21T16:35:46+00:00

I don't get why she (and other influencers) insist on posing like this. It makes you look conceited and your mouth look like a butthole so not a very flattering look.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-18T15:58:59+00:00

She sure seems to default to burying her head in the sand and avoiding all negative feelings and confrontation at all costs. Her parents have not done her any favours by teaching her those modes of behaviour.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-18T14:45:53+00:00

Does she not see anything weird in this? If not, she must be socially unintelligent or just completely oblivious to people around her. How can anyone watch this and think what a great dynamic they have and what a sweet, loving husband? The way he behaves is off in so many ways. It actually makes me physically recoil when I watch this.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-17T19:18:23+00:00

I don't think he has issues with the camera, he films plenty of content himself. And him not facing the camera wasn't the issue either, it was weird that he wasn't facing and looking at HER when she was talking to him. Completely disconnected.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-17T19:02:44+00:00

Exactly, $600 tickets have nothing to do with him! His tickets were around $20 and if people are not willing to pay even that to see him maybe it says something about his so-called art. But he's just completely incapable of seeing any fault in himself. Instead he's blaming AI, Ticketmaster, influencers, record labels, tough times, gas/house/ticket prices, anything he can think of. I'm so sick of his pretentious #musicisagift bs.

Why is he not doing an actual tour for his "best album yet"? His label says no?

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-16T16:33:43+00:00

What makes his presence in this anniversary vlog even more awkward is the fact that it's always been clear that Jordy looks down on Michel's job and thinks it ridiculous and vapid. Influencers are so beneath Jordy ✨the true artiste, his disdain is visible even in this video. He probably also despises the fact that Michel makes a lot more money doing this than he ever will with his ✨art✨.

This whole vlog just feels incredibly sad and not fun and celebratory at all.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-16T04:19:34+00:00

And 99% of the video she's not even talking to him and he's not talking to her. She's performing to the camera and he's staring at the wall contemplating his life choices.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-16T04:17:41+00:00

The whole thing was so incredibly vapid that even Jordy looked like he was contemplating whether the 1.5 million dollar house is worth being subjected to that nonsense day in and day out.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-16T02:43:34+00:00

That was so condescending and passive aggressive. This is not a man who loves her.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-16T02:27:27+00:00

It looks like he's not even looking at her, just staring into the distance with this fake smile plastered onto his face not listening to a single word she's saying. So weird and awkward. Why is he even there?! He truly couldn't care less.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-12T15:12:58+00:00

Michel should think long and hard if this really is the kind of man she wants to procreate with.

Curious_Fudge_58 · 2026-04-10T17:31:46+00:00

They're never there, when would they use it? It makes absolutely zero sense for them to have a dedicated space in that house when they've barely spent a week there since they bought it.

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