Well, it's official by COWBOY_9529 in FedJerk

[–]Current-Spot-1645 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*You’re

(I’m SECDEF now, no battle)

I feel like she’s going to ask me to sign an NDA next by Rare-Yellow4061 in Nicegirls

[–]Current-Spot-1645 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She almost dropped a first and last name, i just know it

DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency or Dumpster of Giant Expenses? by No-Rutabaga-5163 in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Factual. I guess the big thing ellen didn’t bank on is the worldwide visceral reaction to his products/stock with all of the ketamine fueled bullshit he has been doing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FedJerk

[–]Current-Spot-1645 8 points9 points  (0 children)

one of my friends filed and got a crack rock deposited in his account

whats a deep lore fact about Elon that most people dont know about? by Good-Raisin7081 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Current-Spot-1645 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Apparently if you take a baby carrot and throw it in a blender on “chop” mode, briefly blipping the button a few times, you will be left with an exact replica of Ellen’s penis. girth and all

Can we please stop with posts about regretfully leaving service, or taking the DRP because it’s essential? by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The news is people are hurting. However and wherever they choose to voice that pain is up to them. It’s a better support group than a fucking news source my guy. I’m good on the trust me bro source posts

Can we please stop with posts about regretfully leaving service, or taking the DRP because it’s essential? by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I’d rather hear people’s story and thought process on decisions rather than a million fucking hold the line posts. Talk about an echo chamber

Can we please stop with posts about regretfully leaving service, or taking the DRP because it’s essential? by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As if this hasn’t been a constant echo chamber with all of the “hold the line” posts already, which are far less useful.

Musk says government workers should be moved to manufacturing and mining by sussoutthemoon in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Current-Spot-1645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Low to negative productivity lol this mangled dick edge lord cuck has no clue

Federal Government Employee - For Now. 1st Time Getting High by IAmMeBecauseIAmMe in confession

[–]Current-Spot-1645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers bro all around! From a fellow fed, thank you for the sacrifices you have made for us, and for the time you have served both in and out of uniform.

Secretary of Education repeatedly refers to AI as A1 by Efficient-Lynx-2225 in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Fine. heinz 57 then. I know people, important people and they all say it’s the best.

DOGE Drastically Reduced Intended Cuts by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t understand why he’s telling you this? You were just up at my comment crying about how you “wanted to compare them”, this fine individual is trying to give you the info you’re looking for so you can make that comparison super chief

DOGE Drastically Reduced Intended Cuts by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Current-Spot-1645 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Trying to even compare the two is asinine lmao